The Mizzou Massacre
The most shocking aspect of Missouri’s humiliating 56-31 loss at Texas wasn’t the final score.
It was Mizzou’s softness.
This team was not ready to play. The Tigers played scared. I know Texas has more talent, more depth, and the physical toughness to dominante on both lines. That’s certainly the No. 1 reason why the Longhorns made brisket out of the Tigers.
But how do we explain Mizzou’s incredible stage fright in a big game? the Tigers have been playing the big rooms for a while now. They’ve had plenty of games on ESPN and ABC. They’ve been on the cover of Sports Illustrated, ESPN the Magazine and other national publications. They had a showdown game with Kansas last season, and played Oklahoma twice, including a matchup in the Big 12 Championship. And they’ve played Illinois twice in St. Louis, and that’s a rivalry game with a lot of built-in pressure.
Those games should have prepped the Tigers and conditioned them for the meeting in Texas. At the very least, I expected Mizzou to put up a fight and generally play well and come up short. And while losing should never be acceptable, it is possible to lose in a way that maintains respect.
Mizzou lost a ton of respect and credibility on Saturday night. The MU offense, predictably overrun by the Texas front, was shaken and rattled. And QB Chase Daniel lost his poise (again). The Tigers opened the game with three-and-outs on three of the first four possessions. And forget this bunk about Daniel playing in the NFL; if the dude encounters even a faint pass rush it unhinges him. Getting smacked around is standard in the NFL.
On defense, the Tigers offered little resistance and the Longhorns bullied them for first-half TD drives of 94, 82, 43, 41 and 92 yards. Look, the Longhorns are a powerful force on offense, but Mizzou made it to easy for them.
Given that the Tigers had a solid defense in 2007, and were returning nine or 10 starters for 2008, how can this unit be so feckless? What happened here? How did these players forget how to play pass defense in less than a year’s time? How and when did they lose their competitive fire? When did the turn so soft? And why can’t defensive coordinator Matt Eberflus get a response from the players, or adjust his schemes to close the glaring holes in the Mizzou secondary? Why are his blitzes so predictable? Texas knew when the blitzes were coming and Colt McCoy carved it up.
And the questionable coaching isn’t limited to the defensive side. Just how many times did Gary Pinkel and offensive coordinator Dave Christensen need to see redshirt freshman Elvis Fisher get buried at left tackle at Texas before they’d conclude it might be smart to give the young man some help? And why did it take the MU coaches six quarters (four vs. Oklahoma State and then the first half vs. Texas) before they closed those wide O-line gaps that made it so easy for the Cowboys and Longhorns to stuff the run or crash Daniel’s pocket?
Pinkel, Christensen and Eberflus did a terrible job of preparing their team for the last two games, and even a worse job of adjusting. And there’s really no excuse for that. Again, if Mizzou loses because of the talent deficit, that’s one thing. But it was more than that. the timid Tigers got jacked in Austin because they weren’t locked in, competitively. And once Texas began rolling, the MU coaches did nothing to slow the avalanche. Mizzou was in a daze, players and coaches.
This team wasn’t ready for a big game.
The coaches weren’t, either.
And Pinkel still hasn’t beaten Texas or Oklahoma.
Reality check?
MU is at best the sixth-best team in the BIg 12. Texas, Oklahoma, Texas Tech and Oklahoma State are clearly superior. And objectively, you’d have to put Kansas ahead of Missouri at least until the Tigers and Jayhawks meet and settle their annual feud later in the season. At least Kansas went into Oklahoma yesterday and competed like crazy, putting up a fight and getting a lot of things done on offense until the Sooners pulled away late. At least KU didn’t go into Norman and lay down, the way the Tigers did in the first half at Austin. I hate to say this, but what happened Saturday night reminded me of the Woody Widenhofer years, the Bob Stull years.
(Some of you have since written in to say that the above Stull-Woody reference is a cheap shot … you’re probably right. But I was really frustrated watching that game, because, despite what some of you believe, I want the Tigers to win. I’m not saying that this Mizzou team is as bad as those sad-sack outfits, but Saturday night brought back some unpleasant flashbacks. That’s all).
This was one of the most disappointing efforts I’ve ever seen from a team that was supposed to be great, supposed to be a contender for a national title. Instead, we’ve discovered an unfortunate truth: Missouri is not ready for the big time. At least not yet.
-B


I agree completely. It reminded me of when I was in college. Embarrassing. No excuse for their lackluster effort. It is time for Eberflus to hit the road. He obviously has no clue how to coach a defense. The offense was not prepared either. At least they finally got on track. But too little too late. They could never have come back with this defense. Hey defense, yes you are terrrible. You are not better than your rating. You are worse.