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01.09.2009 8:34 pm

5 Minutes for Blogging, Jan. 9

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Fast and Furious…

1. I DON’T CARE WHAT THE SCOUTS SAY ABOUT TIM TEBOW … Florida’s championship QB can quarterback my team, anytime. So spare me the talk about footwork, accuracy, mechanics. Some quarterbacks are winners. Some quarterbacks make the  big plays with the game on the line. Some quarterbacks just inspire belief and confidence. You just want the ball in their hands at the end of the game. Tebow is in this category.  He’s the anti-Bulger.

2. WELCOME TO THE ST. LOUIS RAMS COACHING SEARCH BOWL, SATURDAY ON CBS: It’s Baltimore @ Tennessee in the AFC playoffs, 3:30 p.m. kickoff STL time.  This is your chance to check out two candidates for the Rams job: Baltimore defensive coordinator Rex Ryan, and Tennessee defensive coordinator Jim Schwartz. And Rams’ coaching-search consultant Dan Dierdorf will be the color analyst on the CBS broadcast. Maybe Dierdorf can do a little advance work for Rams GM Billy Devaney. Then again, DD can just go with the flow and rubber-stamp Jim Haslett.

3. NON-SPORTS OBSERVATION OF THE DAY: OK, I keep getting these e-mails from people I don’t know, inviting me to join their LinkedIn network. Just a quick question: what the hell is this? OK, in the beginning, I’d receive an invite from some folks that I did surely know — sportswriters, editors and such — and I thought, “Why not. I’ll link up with them, even though I have absolutely no idea what it is, and what it’s supposed to do for me. Maybe this will make it easier to exchange Bruce Springsteen concert bootlegs, or something.” Now the damned thing is like a  virus. LinkedIn invitations come from all over the place. A guy who works at Walgreens invited me to join his LinkedIn network, and I’m at a loss to understand how this will help me. Do I get a discount on Zantac tablets? Does it mean that I can now open a bag of Doritos at Walgreen’s and eat them as I walk the aisles, not having to pay up until I reach the register?

Memo: I’m LinkedOUT …

4. IF CHRIS PEREZ WANTS TO BE THE CLOSER IN 2009 … he has to diversify and come up with an alternative pitch. When behind in the count, the big man threw fastballs to RH batters 93 percent of the time last season. Behind in the count to LH batters, he threw the gas 96 percent of the time. According to STATS LLC, here are some of the batting averages against Perez when he fell behind last season: 1-0, .500.  2-0, .400. 3-1, .333. (He did fine on 2-1 counts). Perez has a popping fastball, but in the bigs, the hitters can rip on it, especially if they know it’s coming.

5. KURT WARNER WEATHER UPDATE: As they head into Saturday night’s NFC playoff game in Carolina, much has been made of the Arizona Cardinals’ failures in the eastern time zone this season. But what about their QB, Warner, and cold weather? Because Warner has played so many games inside climate-controlled facilities in St. Louis and Glendale, Ariz., it’s unusual for him to have to perform in frigid conditions. Warner has made only four NFL starts when in games played at a temperature under 40 degrees, and the results weren’t handsome: 50.7 completion rate, 3 TDs, 11 INTs, and a QB rating of 41.8. Yikes. But here’s some potentially good news for Kurt and his fans: the forecast for Saturday night in Charlotte is a temperature of around 50 degrees, with a chance for rain. It may get wet. But it isn’t supposed to be cold. Still, this is a tough assignment for the Cardinals; the Panthers are 8-0 at home this season.

60-SECOND BONUS: I failed to note the Jan. 8 birthday of the late great Elvis Presley.  My three favorite Elvis songs: (1) Suspicious Minds; (2) Kentucky Rain; (3) In the Ghetto. Question: did you prefer the younger, slimmer Elvis or the older, Fat Elvis? I’m weird. I liked the paunchy, white-jumpsuit version of Elvis. Why?  No. 1, I’m a fat guy. No. 2, I have a bizarre childhood memory that I can’t shake. We were supposed to go see Elvis in concert at the Baltimore Civic Center. It was my only shot at seeing him. I must have been 11 or 12 years old.  We show up, and wait, and the concert was canceled. Why? well, as it turns out, as written in the local newspapers the next day, Elvis reportedly ate 9 banana splits backstage before the show and became violently ill.  Awesome.

-Bernie

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First. Again.

— TheGeneral
8:42 pm January 9th, 2009

Maybe Warner can steal one from Carolina , like the loss @ home when he was a Ram vs Carolina, Steve Smith slant ? running by Jason Sehorn.

Man that still stings, did Wilkins miss a 50 yarder ?

— JYD
8:49 pm January 9th, 2009

I absolutely agree with your thoughts on Tebow. That young man has something that many NFL QB’s lack…desire. He may not look particularly good in some aspects of quarterbacking, but he sure gets results.

Tim Tebow can do anything he sets his mind to. He has the type of fire/spirit that a team like the Lions could desperately needs.

The “anti-Bulger”? I couldn’t have said it better myself Bernie.

— KenReitz
9:13 pm January 9th, 2009

I am an old fat man, but I like the younger thin Elvis, due to memories.
Also,anti Bulger, pretty slick writing. Re Haslett,you appear to know something.

— jma66
9:27 pm January 9th, 2009

How do you eat 9 banana splits and get sick?
Maybe 12 or something, but not 9!

— Red Ica
10:02 pm January 9th, 2009

Gotta go with “In the Ghetto” as the best Elvis song, especially because it was penned by Mac Davis.

— Derrick Goold
10:27 pm January 9th, 2009

When touring Graceland, where you see the various Elvis exhibits including his stage outfits, you’ll see not only that Elvis was quite athletic but also that his later jumpsuits are surprisingly trim. He may have been puffed and paunched from the meds and the diet, especially in the face, but he was not as fat as we remember him.

“Suspicious Minds”; great song. High on my list also are “Jailhouse Rock,” “Don’t Be Cruel,” and “It’s Now or Never.” But for pure, simple beauty, I’ll take “Love Me Tender.”

Long live the King!

— Prof. John
10:29 pm January 9th, 2009

Tim Tebow won’t QB a down in the NFL. He has way too many issues to be even a serviceable backup in the pros. Yet another overrated Florida QB.

— dhaab
11:24 pm January 9th, 2009

Bernie,

Enjoy your thoughts on music. A good top 3 for ‘Comeback Elvis’, although I think Jailhouse Rock was his best.

How about a top 3 of your musical thoughts with each blog?

— Im_Keith_Hernandez
11:29 pm January 9th, 2009

Elvis..It’s not his best song but one I have a lot of fun with…Clam bake!

“Hey listen world you’ve gotta know
I’m cuttin loose and lettin’ go
Who needs the worry and the strife
Life can be a ball now just followin’ my life
clambake, gonna have a clambake
clambake, gonna have a clambake”

Can’t get any better lyrics than that! ;)

— aztec
11:30 pm January 9th, 2009

Bernie,
Ditto on Tebow…he is a winner, a gamer, a balls to the walls, no nonsense, in your face SOB that just knows what it takes to beat you. He is a rare athlete that does not come along very often…I hope he gets a chance to play at the NFL level as I think he will surprise a lot of people.

I hope the Rams coaching search has generated a lot of interest because of the opportunity and not because they are looking for any warm body….so far it sounds like everyone and anyone has thrown their hat in the ring…when is Billy Devaney going to narrow down his choices?

Linked in? Welcome to the club…I made that mistake two years ago…I have more links than Hillshire Farms!

The upside to Perez closing in 2009 may be the fact that he came up mid year last season, so it may still take some time for opposing hitters to get a feel for him…the real challenge for him closing games may come in 2010 if still has not developed a decent wrinkle pitch.

Carolina should have no trouble taking care of business…they are a good team not challenged with as many “what if’s” as Arizona.

I get sick thinking about eating nine banana splits…
Had the King been on an all day “bender” that day with Boog Powell and John Mackey, then munchies ensued? Why nine banana splits? Why couldn’t he have got sick eating nine crab cakes instead? Or were the banana splits dessert?

Great songs by Elvis? I got nothing…..

Over and out

— squonk63119
3:18 am January 10th, 2009

I like Tim Tebow but after listening to numerous sports analysts say that he probably won’t be drafted as an NFL quarterback it makes me wonder if he is the next Eric Crouch.

— Tom/South City
7:13 am January 10th, 2009

sorry Bernie, you are leading with your heart, not your head on this one. Did you see the replay of the play where Tebow was intercepted by the Dlineman who dropped back in Zone coverage? Tebow is a great kid, but doesn’t have the skill set to plaly qb in NFL. It’s a different position than in college. Prime example, Vince Young, who wouldn’t have said he was the greatest competitor after Champ gave vs. USC. He singlehandedly carried UT to victory. Look at what his skill set has brought to the NFL>.

— superdog
8:04 am January 10th, 2009

Tebow’s outstanding leadership and play at the highest college level has earned him due recognition as a great “college” QB. Is not that where NFL teams get most of there players from in the draft? The NFL would be foolish to pass him up. Tebow has the kind of leadership skills that make common men heroes. By that I mean no one thinks to much of the guy until the guy leads them to victory fight after fight.

I liked the younger, trimmer Elvis. He had an innocence and a style about him that appealed to the young people in away that was dreamy. He was fresh and he was Kool and for a while Elvis lived the American dream. He was crowned King and that is why the King still lives.

— drelboc
9:58 am January 10th, 2009

Regarding LinkedIn: I had the same experience with Facebook. For the first month, I was pleasantly surprised every other day to get a note from a long-lost friend or classmate that had found me. Then, a bunch of strangers and people I’d rather forget wanted to be friends.
I got very comfortable with the IGNORE button, and soon enough, the dopey requests stopped.
Sorry, prefer the skinny Elvis in a hip-shaking contest with Ann-Margret in “Viva Las Vegas.”

— Kathleen Nelson
10:13 am January 10th, 2009

Yep. Tebow is a leader. A true winner. He makes his team better. He “inspires belief and confidence”. All great points that contain a lot of truth to them.

Does that make him a great QB at the next level? I think all the points listed above are part of the equation, but not all of it. I don’t see him as an NFL QB. However, I do think there will be other options at the next level for Tebow, because he is such a great athlete. Having the heart and passion to win is important, but mechanics, footwork, and accuracy are an important part of the equation, as well.

I agree with you on Perez. From what I saw of him towards the end of last season, it would appear though that he had gained some confidence in his slider. I felt that towards the end of the year he made some major strides from where he was when he was first called up.

I think the same can be said about Jason Motte. If he is going to stick in the big leagues, and be a force coming out of the pen for TLR this season he is going to have to develop a second pitch.

— emc2013
10:26 am January 10th, 2009

Yo Bernie,

Tim Tebow has heart, too bad heart doesn’t always make it in the NFL. As for Elvis, I think all of his songs sucked. He and the rest of the Sun Records lot just ripped off black music. I must admit I just watched a video of Muddy waters, Buddy Guy, and Junior Wells from The Montreaux Jazz fest in 1974, so I have a biased opinion. Selling millions does not make it good!

— shotgunjimi
11:04 am January 10th, 2009

Bernie amen on Tebow as a gamer and a good QB prospect. What are these scouts on? He has size, a strong arm, he can run, he shows passion and emotion. He can side up with me in a battle foxhole anytime. Id rather have Tim at the helm rather than the pitiful, lifeless, expression with his chinstrap covering his mouth, excuse of a QB we have here in Bulger. If we could land this kid in the 3 round or so what a deal. He will make someone someday glad they did!

— jjgreen
12:11 pm January 10th, 2009

Despite being a ‘honk’ for the SEC (particularly Alabama) all I can say is, how can you not respect what Tebow does on the field and off? You hit it on the head yesterday my friend when you said the key word when describing him - WINNER! That is one thing no one can teach. People also need to realize when he is on the field he talks trash and is one of the most competitive players in the college game today. I can remember his freshman year when he tried scoring one last touchdown in the closing seconds with the game well at hand against the Tide. The year prior Bama threw a bomb for a TD with under 2 minutes to go and a 24-7 lead over the Gators. Don’t forget, his final two college choices were Florida and….Alabama. He is the player you hate to play against, but would love to have as your teammate.

Elvis songs:

1) Suspicious Minds
2) (you’re so square) Baby I Don’t Care
3) Bossa Nova Baby/It’s Now Or Never/Jailhouse Rock (tie)

I don’t know. I guess I am a sucker for some of the songs he performed in his movies. Who wears a sweater by the pool and sings????? There was only one….

— jzydlo
12:42 pm January 10th, 2009

Bernie,
I’ve been in the minority in my support of Mo so far. But hearing the BoSox sign Saito for about 1.5m makes me scratch my head. I am definitely not for signing a 41 year old Hoffman, but Saito seemed to have a good upside. Even if he had an injury.

Thanks B!

— ecleme2
1:10 pm January 10th, 2009

I got to see Elvis a few times back when he and I both were young. He was about 3 months older I. I was raised in West TN, after finishing high school in 1953, I moved to Memphis to attend an electronics school. Because of finances, I soon went to work for a company in Memphis and that ended the schooling.
They were playing Elvis’s songs on Memphis radio quite a bit by late 1954. One day I heard on the radio that he and his band, Bill Black and Scotty Moore, would be performing at the grand opening of a strip mall in East Memphis.
I went to it, they were using a flat bed truck for a stage out on the parking lot. There really wasn’t that many people watching the performance. I drove my 1953 Ford Victoria hardtop right up close to the truck and watched them. If only I had had a camera.
The company transferred me to Little Rock soon after that, we had a contract at the Little Rock Air Force Base that was being build at that time. In the late summer of 1955, Elvis and his band came to L.R. for a show. That was his first time here. They played to a big crowd this time at the Robinson Auditorium. His career had skyrocked my then.
I bought two tickets to the show as I had just started dating my future wife. Back then, kids got their parent’s permission for things, she asked and that was a mistake. Her dad said no way, they had heard the “bad” things about Elvis and “his kind” of music. I don’t think she ever forgot that he caused her to miss her only chance to see Elvis.
My son that’s almost 50, has played music since he was a teen, I just told him this story a couple weeks ago. He could hardly believe that I had never told him before about an important event like that.
But Elvis wasn’t the only one, I saw lots of the early Rockers around Memphis in the mid 1950’s.
Sorry about the long reminiscing from an old dude.lol

— AR_Cardinal
1:10 pm January 10th, 2009

I remember the Elvis story from your radio show, as an Elvis fan I was…well, something.
It was entertaining though.

I prefer the 70’s Elvis.
He sang as a man with the weight of the world on his shoulders, he had problems and he really tried to mean something with his songs (in fact he didnt care for a lot of the earlier songs, thinking they were kiddy or something). and he sang like a motherf@#*&r. He was always a great singer but by the 70’s he was in a whole ‘nother world.
I just relate to this guy more, he wasnt the guy that everything went his way, he wasnt the supercool guy but he was still great.
I do think he was only really fat for like two or three years near the end though.

I also like 50’s elvis, but I tend to dislike movie era elvis.

obviously check out the 68′ comeback special and the DVD “thats the way it is” both are awesome, and both are pre fattness.

You want to see something crazy though?
watch this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E32SCqI_3sE

Im pretty sure its from the tour you see in Graceland or one of the places right outside it.
Look at him, hes not even him. If you look hard enough you can see him in there, hes a beaten, broken man physically. The world is bearing down on him, he looks likes hes dead already, but listen to him, the only life thats left is in his voice, but man what a voice

— jealousblues
4:04 pm January 10th, 2009

“Elvis songs:

1) Suspicious Minds
2) (you’re so square) Baby I Don’t Care
3) Bossa Nova Baby/It’s Now Or Never/Jailhouse Rock (tie)

I don’t know. I guess I am a sucker for some of the songs he performed in his movies. Who wears a sweater by the pool and sings????? There was only one….”

bwahaha… so true on that last part.

I could talk about Elvis all freaking day, but I wont because I dont want to spam up the site (more than I already do).

I had completely forgotten about the “baby your so square song”

and Bossa Nova Baby is a great song. I mean its cheesy but still good.
Ive actually been contemplating doing an “Elvis hour” or maybe a full Elvis show with my band as a side thing.
I was listening to 2nd to none the other day and I actually wrote out a list of like 40 something songs that would be a blast to learn.

another great song he did was “Such a night”
its the way he sings it, its like a juggler or something. He doesnt sing the words, he plays with them. Its almost too easy and effortless.

and I have a soft spot for the Berry penned Promised Land. Ive always wanted to do that one.

— jealousblues
4:20 pm January 10th, 2009

In the Ghetto…way to slick and over-produced. Suspicious Minds is not far behind in that category.

— ffmyc
4:31 pm January 10th, 2009

Bernie…

Preach on about Tebow… this guy ins’t Chris Leak or Danny Wuerrfel.

Will you joined my linked in network.. I clean portapotties for a living and I understand you occasionally have to use the restroom.

9 Banana splits! As a fat guy myself that’s impressive and even more impressive women dying to get backstage despite the girth and gluttony. But wow talk about thumbing your nose at Charm City, he could have at least been courteous enough to get sick after eating 9 or more crab cakes.

— Pufflini
5:08 pm January 10th, 2009

Tebow never plays a down. Really???? Even Danny “no arm” Wuerffel played several years in the NFL, abeit poorly. And, overrated where? Clearly not in college football.

— Gatormeier
8:42 pm January 10th, 2009

Tebow is overrated by anyone who rates him as one of the top QB’s in college. If he played for a less talented team, nobody would even know who he was.

— dhaab
2:48 am January 11th, 2009

Question is what NFL team can re-align their offensive line and playbook for a southpaw QB?

O-Lines and playbooks are built around which way the QB throws.

No doubt on Tebow as a gamer. Zorn, Stabler, Brunell, Esiason, and Steve Young come to mind. But, teams with righty QBs would have to move some of their schemes around, and personnel. For one player, perhaps Tebow is worth the shift.

I don’t know. But, it’s gotta come into play. Why is a left tackle protecting a blindside rush on a righty QB such a prized commodity in the NFL?

And TheGeneral, LOL. Again.

— paperlion
3:16 am January 11th, 2009

If Tebow is the anti-Bulger, then he is exactly what the Rams need, but when will he be in the draft, this year or next?

Aren’t they talking about Chris Carpenter closing? If so, maybe this would give Perez time to develop another pitch.

My favorite Elvis songs are “Heartbreak Hotel”, “Love Me Tender”, and “Don’t Be Cruel.” I liked the thin early Elvis the best. I saw him at Kiel Auditorium in 1957 when I was in 8th grade. Two of my friends and I took the bus down town to see him. He wore a shiny gold suit. The thing about Elvis that made him different from a lot of other teen idols that followed him is that he really had a good voice. The link from one of the other posts of him singing “Unchained Melody” really brings this out. He deserves to be called the King. But I really don’t know why people give that name to Kevin Slaten. He seems more boorish than royal.

— azpete
6:02 am January 11th, 2009

Bernie,
Who knew Arizona was going to dominate Carolina? My bad and apologies to Kurt and Company….I guess I ate too many banana splits…
BTW, I thought Bill Bidwell looked very cute on the sideline with his bow tie and baseball hat on…Some people just don’t look the part no matter how hard they try.

Over and out

— squonk63119
5:58 pm January 11th, 2009

1. (You’re the) Devil in Disguise
2. A Little Less Conversation
3. Suspicious Minds (… but really so many choices that could make the list ….)

Re: “A Little Less Conversation.” I have the JXL Radio Remix version off of the “Elvis Presley - History” CD. Yeah its dubbed, remixed and dancy. But it does rock and every time I listen to it I think, “What a great lead in to The Roll Home.”

Bernie, Next time you open a segment on the Cardinal off-season how about…
“… A little less conversation, a little more action please
All this aggravation ain’t satisfactioning me …”

— Run_Sup_Run
6:54 pm January 11th, 2009

In fairness, a “Suspicious Minds” lead-in works to describe a whole slice of Cardinal Nation.

— Run_Sup_Run
7:50 pm January 11th, 2009

1. Suspicious Minds
2. Devil In Disguise
3. Kentucky Rain

— JD Pirate
9:41 pm January 11th, 2009

I just listened to the JXL Radio Edit Remix of “A Little Less Conversation” again and guess what?

“I’ve got a fever, and the only prescription… is more cowbell!”

— Run_Sup_Run
11:50 pm January 11th, 2009

We used to do that Version of A little less conversation, but dont anymore :-(

anyway If you like that on the 2nd to none album there is a remix version of Rubberneckin’ thats pretty good too. Its not as good but decent

— jealousblues
1:03 pm January 12th, 2009

Bernie:

Sorry this is late, but my favorite Elvis titles are:

–You’re Right, I’m Left, She’s Gone
–I Forgot to Remember to Forget

— eldonaldo
1:20 pm January 15th, 2009