The P-DQ: Chris Perez
JUPITER, Fla. — St. Louis Cardinals reliever Chris Perez had a lot of down time during the week he couldn’t pitch because of soreness in his shoulder, so he found other ways to busy himself. One was by listening in on some of his teammates answer The P-DQ list. He said he loved quizzes and puzzles and other time-passers of that ilk, and he wanted to give it a try.
And then he realized it was all questions about him. He suggested I take the list to Todd Wellemeyer.
With ice strapped to his right shoulder and the good news about nothing being structurally wrong with his shoulder still ringing in his ears, Perez sat at the tables in the Cardinals clubhouse and ran through the P-DQ. (One of his answers, if you read carefully, clearly has to do with the news he got from the team trainers that he could pitch a few days later.) As mentioned earlier, Perez went rapid-fire through the questions, but that didn’t keep the righthander from also giving depth to his answers.
And, naturally, he closes strong.
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Advice you received from a parent that has stayed with you is …
You never know who is watching.
A memorable Christmas or holiday gift you received is …
I’ve had a lot of good gifts. The first one being a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles pizza shooter. When I was like 4. And then a Super Nintendo, a Nintendo 64 and then a PlayStation 2. All in different years.
The word or phrase you use too often is …
“Dude.”
Favorite superhero?
The Flash.
Best baseball movie?
“Major League”
Your greatest achievement is …
What I’ve worked the hardest for is to be a major-league ballplayer.
Your current state of mind?
Relieved.
Your greatest extravagance or indulgence?
DVDs or Sports Memorabilia. I have a picture autographed by Mickey Mantle, Hank Aaron and Willie Mays all together.
Favorite ballplayer growing up?
Frank Thomas
First car?
2001 Nissan Frontier
Current car?
2007 Chevy Silverado
Place you’ve got to visit before you die is …
Australia
Most embarrassing song on your iPod?
Cyndi Lauper’s Girls Just Want to have Fun.
Movie you’ll stop to watch whenever it comes on is …
I’m a big movie guy. There aren’t too many I don’t like. But the movie that comes on and I’ll watch if from start to finish, “Back to the Future”
Sing in the shower or in the car?
Car.
You know you’re in the minors when …
Meal money is $20 per trip.
I tune out when people talk about …
Negative.
Your greatest fear?
Not fulfilling my family obligations.
What is your treasured possession?
I have a silver dollar that my grandpa carried with him every day of his life. He died before I was born. But I have it. It’s worn down, and you can barely see what it is. He had it in his pocket everyday.
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Previous P-DQ: Adam Wainwright … CC Sabathia … Skip Schumaker … David Wright … Brian Barton … Ryan Ludwick. … Ryan Franklin. … Brad Lidge … Chris Carpenter. … Brandon Phillips. … Todd Wellemeyer. … Dustin Pedroia. … Jason Isringhausen.
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Derrick Goold said he was going to Mizzou for capital-J journalism, but after growing up in the Time Zone Baseball Forgot he was really drawn to MU sitting between two major-league cities. Goold joined the Post-Dispatch in 2001 after working for The Times-Picayune and Rocky Mountain News, covering sports from LSU to NHL and every level of baseball in between.
Most of the guys have been pretty reluctant to given an honest answer to the “most embarrassing song” question. Good to finally see one of them own up and give a really good, true response!
Love the P-DQ. Keep it up.
So what’s *your* most embarassing song, DG?
I’ll start - it would either be “Tarzan and Jane” by Toybox or “Run Joey Run” by David Geddes.
Oh God. I got the same TMNT Pizza Shooter for Christmas, when I was about 10. I guess I’m five to ten years away from feeling old when listen to ballplayers. Depressing.
You know you’re back in the minors when your current car is two years old.
You know the players are young (and you’re old) when his first car was a 2001, and it was already old enough to be a beater when he was 16.
You know you’re poor when your current car is older than the 2001 beater that Chris Perez had for his first car.