Paris Hilton is apparently turning 12 on her next birthday in February.

Although her driver’s license (did she get that back, yet?) says that she’s biologically 27 years old now, she looks like she’s closer to pre-teen than 30.

Sorry, but this was just something so weird and wrong and bad that I had to share. The heiress is spending her time in Park City, Utah, but she hasn’t been hitting the slopes.

She’s been causing a commotion at the Sundance Festival lately. There are many rumors of her behaving in strange ways, such as stealing free gift bags and making bold entrances every where despite the fact that she’s not any any films being promoted.

She hopping around to and fro apparently trying to energize her career (hee hee, get it Engergize, as in Energizer, the battery, you know the bunny… OK, I apologize).

Yes, the joke was bad, but apparently not as bad as her performance in “Repo! The Genetic Opera” or “The Hottie & the Nottie,” she earned three Razzie award nominations in today’s announcement for the awards celebrating the worst in film.

If you’re wondering, “Repo!” is a modern rip-off of “Rock Horror Picture Show” meets “Little Shop of Horrors.” People buy organs to sustain their lives and then fall short on the payments and someone comes to reclaim the organs. How could that go wrong at the box office?

On a side note, the most notable award winner of a Razzie in recent years was Halle Berry (who was the first major star to actually show up to accept the award in true teary-eyed, gushing and flustered Hollywood actress style) for “Catwoman.” She’s a good sport and it paid off. She went on to earn an Oscar. And as you can see, from the photo of Hilton wearing black, one day she wore a kitten cap with matching gloves. It looks a little like a catwoman tribute, but I’m sure it’s just a coincidence.

Hilton will find out if she’s got a chance to follow in Berry’s footsteps on Feb. 21 when they announce the “winners,” something tells me that Hilton’s a frontrunner in the worst actress department.

Well, Paris is sure to stay on the list for worst dressed after this, now she’s starring in the worst film, ratings for her television shows have dropped and her singing career isn’t taking off, so it looks like there’s no where to go but up.