Just for fun. I had to pull these photos together. Please believe that there were many more to choose from.

This is something else we like about the Grammy’s, it’s hard to be a fashion faux because the idea in a roomful of singers and performers is to be noticed.

So as the saying goes, any attention is good attention, right? … We the jury say, no, my friends. There is such a thing as bad attention.

Paris Hilton is too old for this look below and even if she were 16, it still wouldn’t be cute.

Natalie Cole, above, brought her own bondage materials to the show with a thick gold chain draped around an otherwise passable dress.

If, perhaps, she was engaging in performance art and making a statement about the chains of rampant consumption and how it overpowers simple beauty it would have been intriguing. But as it stands, I think it was just a bad idea someone should have squashed before she stood in front of the cameras.

Actress Bai Ling, at right in the bubble gum pink bow hem, shows up for the party in a dress that’s just silly for no reason.

And can someone please explain this Lila Downs, below, ensemble to me?

And just when you thought M.I.A.’s fashion had hit an all-time low on the red carpet with that goofy flouncy blue thing which we let slide because she’s raging with maternal hormones… she jumped the shark in this sheer mini skirt embellished with polka dot patches over her girl parts for her big rap number during her stage performance.

My eyes hurt just looking at it and the rear view of her wide, very pregnant polka dotted butt made me weep with sadness. Her baby was due today and this will be the image that he or she will have to reflect on one day when they research the days before their birth.

And lest you think that we’re only picking on the females, I’ve included the Pirate King otherwise known as Future Man who holds the best pop instrumental album award for “Jingle All The Way.”

At right, that’s singer Blake Lewis of close-enough-to-taste-it American Idol fame, let’s just call him, Needs a Mirror Man.

If you haven’t been tortured enough, click on any image to enlarge it.