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07.29.2009 9:00 am

Lose up to 3 dress sizes in an hour? Sure.

St. Louis Post-Dispatch
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Too good to be true? Yes.

A new website has launched an inspirational “virtual weight loss” feature.

You upload your photo and they show you what you’d look like at a more ideal weight.

The site, www.loseadresssize.com, calls the free service a “motivational diet tool.”

Sounds interesting enough. Who hasn’t wondered what they might look like with slimmer thighs, firmer biceps and a toned abdomen. Perhaps it could be uplifting and at the very least smile inducing to visualize what-if.

The website allows women and men (hurry, now www.loseapantsize.com has not yet been registered) to see what they might look like if they lost 1, 2 or even 3 dress or pant sizes.

The “after” image, which take up to 72 hours to receive, is meant to help participants set their “body shaping” goals.

But there’s no nutritional information, exercise regimens or pseudo-health food supplement links to offer you any means of achieving this new and improved you. There’s just an ad at the bottom of the page for laser liposuction.

And the testimonials don’t exactly say, “get lipo” but they leave the door open.

This comes from Kelly Aquistapace, the woman pictured above: “I was definitely inspired. Now I’m going to do whatever I can to lose that weight.”

The site is associated with Dr. Ahn Ngo, medical director for Final Inches Medical Body Shaping Centers, (www.finalinches.com), but funny thing,  Brian Stern, who was president of Fig Pacific Management Co. and owned the Fig Medical Body Shaping center in Costa Mesa just happens to be the registered domain owner of www.loseadresssize.com.

You might remember Fig because they had three centers here in St. Louis and a total of 18 nationwide before a number of unhappy clients started asking very loudly for their money back.

This comes from a March 5, 2008 story in the St. Louis Post-Dispatch by Mary Jo Feldstein:

“Go Fig Inc., the Maryland Heights company that made LipoDissolve nationally famous and infamous, filed for bankruptcy earlier this year amid a flurry of negative publicity. It had shut down 17 of its 18 clinics (all except for Stern’s Costa Mesa location, which remained open for a while longer) a month earlier, leaving thousands of patients looking for medical care and refunds.

LipoDissolve was a trade name used by Fig that worked its way into patients’ vernacular. Similar names have been used to describe the same procedure of injecting mixtures of drugs into fat deposits with hopes of eliminating them.

Physicians performing the procedure in private practice say Fig’s false promises and money problems turned off prospective patients. Unhappy patients had asked Fig for more than $4.3 million in refunds before the company filed for bankruptcy.”

So instead of the dubious injectables that got Fig into trouble, the new company which is located at the same address as the former Fig headquarters (1202 Bristol Street in Costa Mesa) is focusing on laser liposuction, so we’ll see if the results are different and the clientele is more pleased.

In the meantime, you can always enjoy a 2-dimensional vision of the new you (suitable for framing), free of charge.

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I hope this program works, and I hope the women of St. Louis jump on board. I am tired of walking around this town and seeing the absurdly high amount of fat women walking around. It’s literally repulsive. Even the 16 year old girls, who should be pinnacle of form have pooches hanging over the top of their bikini bottoms. What is wrong with the women in this town?
Shape magazine had St. Louis ranked as the #2 city for women who are unhealthy and it is not surprising.
Put down the Imos. Take a walk. Pass on seconds and thirds. And please, for the love of everything holy, skip the bikinis and shorts.

— Chosen One
12:37 pm July 29th, 2009

“Chosen One,” does your advice and loathing go for the men of St. Louis, as well?

— u2acro
1:19 pm July 29th, 2009

Of course it goes to the men as well, though as a straight male, I really don’t care what they look like, as I’m not paying them any attention. It could help chip away at the image of overweight beef-fed midwesterners though. That would be good. It would also save me money if Hussein Obama’s wretched socialistic health care plan goes through, by possibly reducing the amount of money they need to treat people who have fat related conditions.

— Chosen One
4:05 pm July 29th, 2009

My daughter’s hilarious response to this idea was that people would download the images and use the “after” photo to post on their Facebook account! I can imagine the note that comes attached to the photo, “Sorry I can’t attend our high school reunion, but here’s a recent photo of me. Can you please show it to my ex?”

— Karen
5:23 pm July 29th, 2009

Karen, that’s a great, yet devilish plan. Hadn’t thought of that. Hmmmmm.

— Debra Bass
5:26 pm July 29th, 2009

I’m a Lap Band patient so I understand how people may need help achieving their desired weight or their ideal body shape. I think a free service that shows you what you might look like is a great idea. It doesn’t matter how you get there as long as you get there! Any tool that motivates people is a good thing…being fat is just not healthy.

— Michelle
6:02 pm July 29th, 2009

I’m not sure if this is of importance to you. I found this site when looking for Liposuction surgeons. It’s completely free and they only deal with the best of the best. I have used them a couple times now. Check them out (www.ThePatientsAdvantage.com); seriously.

— Mary
8:47 pm August 11th, 2009

A picture that shows me what I could look like? It gives a real goal as opposed to my imagination, fertile thing that says 1 cm is almost as good as an inch! Rather in trying to reach a memory of myself years ago, this picture is clearly how I could look now,2-3 dress sizes less. Worth it for the motivation.

— Maya
12:42 pm August 16th, 2009