Just say no to butt crack
The high-waisted pants trend is helping, but there are still some unrepentant offenders of the “crack kills” fashion laws. So if we can’t get them to stop wearing the pants, we’re glad to give them an option that allows them to cover up.
A viable solution comes from the odd little Miss Oops family of products. The company develops items to solve embarrassing little fashion problems, including pesky deodorant stains, panty lines, falling bra straps and now butt crack. Their latest product is called JAKs and it appears to be a lace camisole or tank layered underneath a top. But actually, JAKs is a fashionable secret weapon to cover up exposed bottoms and love-handles without wearing multiple layers of clothing. Similar products were developed originally for maternity wear.It was meant to extend the life of a woman’s regular pants by allowing her to leave them upzipped but secure (because the band of fabric would hold the pants up. I can’t see why this JAKs product can’t do the same thing, making it a great item for post-Thanksgiving dinner.
JAKs, which is the combination of “jeans” and “crack”) is made of nylon and spandex and helps to mitigate “muffin top” on top of everything else. So sit on a bar stool, bend over, squat down without having to constantly pull and shift.
As a bonus, JAKs is made of nylon and spandex and is loosely binding to help reduce the appearance of “muffin tops.” It’s available colors in black, white or beige for $38.00. Buy it from Miss Oops here.
A similar product called Boob Tube is an office-friendly way to wear some of your low-cut shirts. It works the same way with a band of lace fitting around the chest like a small strapless bra.


A wayward soul from Las Vegas, Nevada, who now calls St. Louis home and believes that fashion is relative and capricious, but style is always in favor.
They are available locally at Mary Jane’s in the CWE. They have the entire Miss Oops line.