My love of bacon put to the test by bacon dress
OK, so I am known to love bacon.
I’ve been asked to sample the new bacon vodka. I’ve tried bacon desserts and bacon salt.
I’ve got a T-shirt that says, “Bacon, it’s the candy bar of meats!” A product slogan for which I believe truer words have never been spoken. I don’t know why that’s not on commercials hailing the virtues of bacon.
But then again, what is there to advertise. Unless you have philosophical or religious views against bacon, who doesn’t love it.
And yet, the idea of a dress embellished with bacon — real bacon — makes my stomach a little queasy.
This creation comes from the innovative costume queen Jia Jem
Of her design, she writes:
“I chose salami because it’s thin, keeps in one piece, and is quite cheap, and bacon because it looks very, um, meaty. I considered somehow vacuum-sealing sheets of meat with those sealers they have on the markets now, but the machines were too expensive for a one-time-only disposeable dress. I ended up using the K.I.S.S. method of construction, which involved a basic shift dress out of thick cotton. I layed the meat on top, then put clear vinyl over it and sewed tracks with clear thread. I used a wide stitch length to avoid perforating the meat to the point it might just… uh, slide down the bottom of the dress. I also blotted it all before sewing to get rid of as much grease as possible to avoid clouding the vinyl. Lastly, I made sure to bind the bottom of the dress with a strip of clear vinyl to catch drips. (I love talking about this; it’s so disgusting.) The whole project took about 6 hours, and I kept it refrigerated until the party. Good times.”
A little note, she also added later: The dress made her very attractive to men. Hmmm.
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A wayward soul from Las Vegas, Nevada, who now calls St. Louis home and believes that fashion is relative and capricious, but style is always in favor. 
Gives new meaning to the phrase, ’she’s a pig”.
Ridiculous use of food. People are starving, and meanwhile we make stupid dresses out of meat from abused animals. Very nice. Real impressed.
And you were expecting exactly what with that headline?
Relax, there, PETA. Starving people need food a little better for you than bacon. If you want to attack the way animals are treated, deal with blasting the meat companies not the consumer, regardless of what they use the food for.
Perfect with a Bacon Case:
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God, I feel old.
Look up Meatwad and Aqua Teen Hunger Force on Youtube, and the dress makes perfect sense.
It’s gross as heck, and she looks like every dog’s deepest fantasy, but it makes sense.
God, I feel old.
Shelley brings up a good point, how do you keep the dogs from following you (or worse attacking you)?
Or, considering our recent heat-wave, if one would wear out side the dress might disappear with frying shrinkage.
quote, “A little note, she also added later: The dress made her very attractive to men. Hmmm.”
With a figure like that, and a mind that creative, she’s hot in anything…
Meat is murder. Tasty, tasty murder.
“Sarving people need better food than bacon” <– are you kidding? they are STARVING. They need any foot at all to live. Remember hungry and STARVING are two very different things!
Consumers are just as responsible if not more than retailers/producers for the use of product. I could care less about the animals… but the point about this absolutely obnoxious display of decadence and excess is disgusting and in poor taste on a variety of levels.
If she wants so badly to disguise herself as a pig, perhaps we should bury her in a pit with hot coals for 8 hours and have a luau.
Consumers are just as responsible if not more than retailers/producers for the use of product. I could care less about the animals… but the point about this absolutely obnoxious display of decadence and excess is disgusting and in poor taste on a variety of levels.
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I’m confused. Yelling at someone for doing something you find disgusting.. YOU clicked on the link.. YOU are choosing to refresh it to see the comments.. sounds like to me YOU are a big supporter of such “obnoxious display of decadence and excess…” I find people like you obnoxiously ignorant, self pious, and.. well I”m drinking so that’s all you get…
i’d date her on principle.
Ridiculous complaint on blog. People out there are starving, and meanwhile Tom is wasting all his time on the internet complaining about delicious bacon. Why aren’t you in Africa feeding all the starving children, Tom?
Give her half an hour in a tanning bed wearing that dress, and she’s the perfect girlfriend.
Ew.
Wonderful use of food. No one in America is starving, and mean while we make gorgeous dresses out of meat from pamperd animals. Very nice. Real impressed
Best dress EVAR!!
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I work with a very large woman who constantly smells of bacon so this would be horrible. Also, it would probably take several pigs to be able to outfit her with one of these even if you sliced the bacon razor thin.
The bacon dress might start to smell in a few days. And where will it go in her closet? Oh I see, it doesn’t go in a closet … it goes into the fridge if it keeps that long.
My friend would marry this chick on the spot. I call being the best man in a bacon suit.
How cute. This is just too funny.
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Well I think it’s awesome. You rock, Bacon Girl.
This is one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever read. The fact is, there are far too many people on this planet and far too little resources for everybody. It takes so much land, water, energy, fertilizer, etc to raise meat. And then we treat these animals like garbage. People are so vastly, vastly ignorant. Two must-reads: http://www.slate.com/id/2221754/ & http://www.smithsonianmag.com/multimedia/photos/?articleID=26868744&c=y
That second link proves beyond any doubt that we’re quickly meeting the end here. Shame on anyone who is too ignorant to think deeply on these issues. Fact: If Americans ate no meat, we could feed an additional billion people in the world. My heart breaks over the fact that people can be THIS selfish.
Very creative. I gotta say, I’m loving the dress.
What an awful waste. I’m not a vegetarian but I do try to honour and respect the fact that animals have to die in order to sustain us. Your dress may be creative, but I find it very disrespecful.
A dress is a dress. Fashion statements come in all forms. Why not advertise your love of food?
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What a bunch of humorless food prigs showed up.
The fact is we can feed the world with the resources we have now. The problem is getting to the people who need it — more often than not, past governments who are more interested in staying in power than seeing their people fed.
And argument about bacon is an idiotic argument. If you’re so mad about the bacon dress, those self-righteous enough to feel the burn should make a contribution immediately to Feed the Children to compensate for the wicked bacon wearing people. OK?
My son loves bacon, and has been searching high and low for a bacon t-shirt. When he saw this, replied “She’s awesome. I’m going to marry her when I grow up.”
So…not just men, apparently. Pre-teen boys like it too.