We’d like to profile you in our weekly How I Did It feature. This is your opportunity, folks, to expound on your healthier lifestyle and slender new body. We’ll even take a super sweet photo of you doing something healthy and publish it in the St. Louis Post-Dispatch so you can hang it in your cube at work or mail copies to envious friends and family members.

Seriously. If you live in the St. Louis Metro area and fit this description either e-mail cbillhartz@post-dispatch.com or call 314-340-8114. Operators are standing by. (OK, we might be out running or holiday shopping, but we’ll respond as soon as we get back.)