04.27.2009 10:36 am
Win Fleetwood Mac tickets today
St. Louis Post-Dispatch
We’re giving away tickets to the Fleetwood Mac concert on May 5. We’ll hand them out during all hours of the day. Stop by the House-O-Fun often to see the latest question.
Please answer the question in the comments section below, and remember to include your e-mail. One response per person, please. Past winners are not eligible.
It’s a rainy Monday, and many people are feeling down. Here’s your chance to lift their spirits. I’m looking for the best joke that involves members of Fleetwood Mac. Remember, it’s a family web site. I’ll give you until 3 p.m. to put the funny in Fleetwood. I’m cranking up the laugh meter now. Winner gets two tickets.
Welcome to the media circus. I'm Charles Williams, online entertainment editor and operator of this ride. 
Heard during the Fleetwood Mac comeback of a few years ago (I think one of Letterman’s Top 10 lists):
Mick Fleetwood no longer LOOKS LIKE a dirty old man, he IS a dirty old man.
Also, the old Yo momma joke.
Yo momma is so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Did you hear about Mcdonalds new Burger called Fleetwood Mac. Its a oldie but tasty burger
guy #1 “do you know where lindsey buckingham lives?”
guy #2 “i don’t wanna know”
guy #1 “no seriously, do you know where he lives?”
guy #2 “everywhere”
guy #1 “c’mon, what are you saying here”
guy #2 “little lies”
guy #1 “do you know where he lives???”
guy #2 “holiday road?”
guy #1 “no, that’s not it, it sounds like an animal part”
guy #2 “tusk?”
guy #1 “no, its more normal sounding i think, anyway i think we quit trying”
guy #2 “don’t stop”
guy #1 “ok, do you, or don’t you know where he lives?”
guy #2 “i think its the last house on the left, #12 Go Your Own Way”
Top 5 Signs that Fleetwood Mac Is Getting Older
5. Stevie Nicks stops twirling during shows, it makes her dizzy.
4. ‘The Scooter Store’ company uses “Go Your Own Way” in TV ads to promote its new mobility scooters for the elderly.
3. Bill Clinton books Fleetwood Mac to play his next birthday party, then tells John McVie and Mick Fleetwood to get off his lawn.
2. Ed McMahon introduces the band before its concerts.
1. Lindsey Buckingham doesn’t have bad acid trips on this tour, only bad antacid trips.
A plane is in difficulties, and there are concerns that it will crash.
On the plane there are four women passengers:
Claudia Schiffer
Elle McPherson
Christine McVie (what the hell)
Naomi Campbell
However, there is only one parachute, and no-one can decide who should take the only chute.
Claudia Schiffer says: “Well I think I should take the parachute. It’s very important I survive, because I have ‘the face’.”
Elle McPherson says: “That’s bull. I should be the one to live, because I have ‘the body’.”
Christine McVie: “Who cares about your superficial looks? I used to be in Fleetwood Mac, and I have ‘the voice’.”
But then Naomi Campbell says: “Shut up McVie. I should be the one to survive. After all, I’ve got the black box.”
In an effort to reclaim their 1980 glory days, Apple Computer has unveiled their latest product: “The Fleetwood Mac.”
What do you call a Big Mack being eaten by Boss Hog while chasing the Duke Boys in his Caddy…A Fleetwood Mac!
What did the guitar say to Lindsey?
Pick on someone your own size!!
When Mick Fleetwood of Fleetwood Mack turned 68; he admitted today that it might be time to stop thinking about tomorrow.
Why did Sheryl Crow decide not to fill in for Christine Mcvie on the tour?
She found out she would be in charge of bringing the depends.