The ‘Night at the Museum’ sequel opened Friday. What if local cultural artifacts came to life?

Busch Stadium: Bob Gibson statue pitches no hitter against Cubs. Demands pay increase from ‘75.
Science Center: T. rex insists on making footprints in wet I-40 cement. Nobody argues.
History Museum: “Spirit of St. Louis” replica actually uses new runway at Lambert. Another first.
Art Museum: King Louis IX statue craves White Castle at 2 a.m. Damsels look hot through cognac goggles.
City Museum: Enchanted Caves swallow kids. Belch up skateboards, Nintendo games and Miley Cyrus CDs.

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