05.10.2009 9:05 am
Bird’s Eye View: Phasers on stunned
St. Louis Post-Dispatch
New ‘Star Trek’ movie opens. How might it affect local behavior?
Area customers flock for free KFC grilled chicken. Tastes like tribble.
Joe Edwards designates Moonrise Hotel as Starfleet Command. Logical AND hip.
Tricorders used to scan Missouri Legislature for intelligent life. Inconclusive.
Vulcan mind meld used on Lori Drew. Warped reasoning does not compute.
I-40 traffic delays fray nerves. Hang up the communicator and drive, idiot.
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