Win Fleetwood Mac tickets today
In the spirit of “Don’t Stop,” let’s keep tossing out tickets.
Please answer the question in the comments section below, and remember to include your e-mail. One response per person, please. Past winners are not eligible.
I want a cleverly written, funny personal ad written to one of the members of the band. The ad, which should be no more than four sentences, should reflect why you deserve to be his or her date for the St. Louis show. Please do not beg for a date; it never worked for me, and it won’t work for you.
Take your time and craft something good. I’ll give you until 3 p.m. today.
For example:
MWM, 46, seeks songstress, soul mate or Welch Witch. Willing to dance to gypsy music while wearing Snuggie. Want to take long, romantic walks on the beach while contemplating what the heck ‘Tusk’ is really about and how it ended up on the airwaves. Susan Boyle need not apply.
Welcome to the media circus. I'm Charles Williams, online entertainment editor and operator of this ride. 
MWF, 35, seeks a real rocker to spend not only her upcoming birthday with (May 4) but a trip on a Holiday Road as well.
SWF, seeks balding drummer who offers contortionlike facial features,who has years of experience with Gold Dust Women, Gypsies and Little Demons. must Make Lovin Fun, and have the ability to ignore Rumours from jealous bandmates. please Say You Will and respond to this Red Hot Mama.
Missed Connection w4w:
You, blonde beauty with gleam in her eye and a a shawl from Goodwill. Me PW, 31, w/a kid and an interest in classic rock chicks. I saw you talking with Courtney Love in 1997 and wanted to walk up to you and ask you about her but didn’t have the courage. I’ve been dying to talk to you about it ever since. Promise not to bring up any “Rumours” about “Crystal Visions”.
SWM, 26, seeks an older woman, far past the Edge of Seventeen, with sultry voice. Must love tambourine, witchcraft, and can’t focus on ex-lovers, should they happen to appear. Keyboardists need not apply.
MWF seeks 50-something guitar player from California. Need not be able to read music, but must like the Beach Boys. Let’s go insane together for one night. Then I promise to go my own way.
MWF,26, with Emerald Eyes, seeks band drummer with history of personal bankruptcy. No need to be my Sugar Daddy, I just want someone who will tell me Little Lies. I don’t want to get in Over My Head, so I won’t be calling you after our date on Monday Morning.
Women–they will come and they will go, but this one’s a keeper. Bootleg American Idol, SBF, 33, seeks legit rock star to be with Everywhere.
Date needed for local Cinco De Mayo parties and as backup for kareoke contests. Grammy award winners only please.
SWF, searching for someone who is a Mystery to Me. Interested in being Hypnotized like a Penguin and participating in any other Future Games. I Don’t Stop until I feel Over My Head or you say “Go Your Own Way.” Only if You Make Loving Fun enough to create Rumours better than my Dreams.
Gender confused Male -32- Seeking big love with a Gold Dust Woman. Burned last week on date with “Lindsey” (decidedly NOT what I was expecting) and swore to never go back again. However, I won’t stop thinking about tomorrow. And if your name is “Stevie”, I don’t want to know…
W4M, seeking Mr. Wonderful. I know Heroes Are Hard To Find, and I don’t want any Future Games. Say You Will let me see Behind The Mask, then we can Tango In The Night. Let me be your English Rose, and we can share Perfect Days.