06.01.2009 11:10 am
Bird’s Eye View: School is out, online playgrounds are in
St. Louis Post-Dispatch
School is out, but online playgrounds are in. Watch out for these potential disasters this summer, kids.
Club Penguin closes after greenhouse gasses melt ice. Puffles dog-paddle to safety.
Webkinz’ KinzCash traded for weak dollar creating new international currency. China not amused.
Neopets introduces new pitt bull avatar. JubJub surgically reassembled after petting tummy.
Stardoll searches for tween role model. Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, unreachable. Demi Moore calls frequently.
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