Kathy Griffin
Controversial comedian Kathy Griffin is a coming to the Fox on July 11. She notoriously joked about her 2007 Emmy award and offended many people in the process.
Let’s help her in her visit to St. Louis.
High Schools? Toasted Ravioli?…
School is out, but online playgrounds are in. Watch out for these potential disasters this summer, kids.
Club Penguin closes after greenhouse gasses melt ice. Puffles dog-paddle to safety.
Webkinz’ KinzCash traded for weak dollar creating new international currency. China not amused.
Neopets…
The ‘Night at the Museum’ sequel opened Friday. What if local cultural artifacts came to life?
Busch Stadium: Bob Gibson statue pitches no hitter against Cubs. Demands pay increase from ‘75.
Science Center: T. rex insists on making footprints in wet I-40 cement. Nobody…
Mike Massimino became the first astronaut to twitter from space. Here are a few St. Louis firsts we’d like to see.
First doctor: Local surgeon twitters while performing vasectomy. Tweet cut short.
First Cardinal: Chris Duncan twitters while dropping fly ball. Redbird logo replaced…
New ‘Star Trek’ movie opens. How might it affect local behavior?
Area customers flock for free KFC grilled chicken. Tastes like tribble.
Joe Edwards designates Moonrise Hotel as Starfleet Command. Logical AND hip.
Tricorders used to scan Missouri Legislature for intelligent life. Inconclusive.
Vulcan…
Fleetwood Mac’s Christine McVie won’t perform at Tuesday’s concert. Who should replace her?
Readers suggested some names. I added the commentary.
Mark McGwire: Hits high notes, but will he sing about the past?
Deanne Lane: Less work, more money and Lindsey likes blondes.
Dirt…
Iguanas and monkeys and snakes, oh my!
NBC wants to put Rod Blagojevich in the Costa Rican jungle. But why stop there? These people might inspire TV viewers to tune in.
Blago: Might finally answer the burning question: Would a tussle with…
