Carter’s dance card is full, but he could make room for bin Laden
In a dank, smelly cave near the Afghanistan/ Pakistan border, a pair of eyes shine in the darkness. Behind those troubled eyes, Osama bin Laden frets and fumes over his failure to be vile and disgusting enough to have earned a visit from former US President, Jimmy Carter.
Don’t give up hope Osama, his dance card is currently full and his terrorist address book has been temporarily misplaced but be assured, he will meet with you, sooner or later.
Don Hart
Maryland Heights



(10 votes, average: 3.4 out of 5)
What a riot!
I swear, Mr. Hart should write for Jay Leno.