As far as I know, no one has posted a sign on my lawn or put out a press release on the topic, but every salesperson within a 100-mile radius knows that I will be turning 65 this October. Suddenly they are all very concerned about my welfare. Insurance products, nursing home care, hearing aides, self-lifting chairs, incontinence supplies and a host of other interesting products and services are all being touted as necessary to keep me comfortable in my dotage.
If all of these new friends stick around, I should have quite a birthday party this year. I wonder if they are all chipping in on a great gift. A cruise would be very much appreciated.
Cliff Morgan
Oakville
