Sarah Palin’s real reason for leaving
Theories abound over the resignation of Sarah Palin and it’s time to set the record straight. Her experience on the Oil and Gas Commission and as Governor of our most productive energy state combined with President Barack Obama’s bipartisan spirit allows her selection as Czar of Energy Independence.
I know you’re thinking renewable fuels, wind and solar energy but you’re forgetting Obama’s faithful campaign promise of petroleum independence from people who hate us by properly inflating our tires.
Up to 5 million Americans, armed and uniformed, (tentatively called the Pressure Squad) will be employed at service stations around the clock and around the country, checking and inflating tires to the proper pressure. They will have the authority to throw tire spikes before and behind your car to prevent leaving without the authorized pressure in your tires.
He did not forget us.
Don Hart
Maryland Heights


Hey, Don! While you may think that you are a wit, you’re only half right!
–Thanks Icon, for that satirical interlude. Well done. I bet they’ll be in brown-shirts.
–Hogan, coming from you, that is high praise. You updated that 30 year old picture yet?
Wow! Sarah Palin is doing WAY TOO MUCH whining about -WAAHHH!!!- Unfair media!!!
But wait! What was that she said about Hillary Clinton?
“Fair or unfair, I think she does herself a disservice to even mention it. You gotta to plow through that. You have to know what you’re getting into — which, I say this with all due respect to Hillary Clinton, and to her experience and to her passion for changing the status quo also — but when I hear a statement like that coming from a woman candidate with any kind of perceived whine about that excess criticism or you know maybe a sharper microscope put on her, I think, ‘man that doesn’t do us any good’ — women in politics, women in general wanting to progress this country, I don’t think it bodes well for her, a statement like that. Because, again, fair or unfair, it is there, I think that’s reality, and I think it’s a given. I think people can just accept that she is going to be under the sharper microscope. So be it. I mean, work harder, prove yourself to an even greater degree that you’re capable, that you’re going to be the best candidate, and that of course is what she wants us to believe at this point. So it bothers me a little bit hearing her bring that attention to herself on that level.”
That screwball chick can just go back to her woods…
Sheesh, if you’re going to be sarcastic, at least try to be funny.
The Pressure Squad, perfect. I knew we were in trouble when this buffoon, now the president, said the answer to our oil crisis in this country was to properly inflate our tires. If McCain or Palin would have said that, the RIGHT would have laughed them out of the race. But, the powers behind this clown mouthpiece waited a couple of days, saw no outrage from their backers, and actually sent out some nonsensical talking points backing up this amateurish mistake. Sure as hell, the brain dead nitwits who voted for Obama started chanting those very same points. That’s when I knew we were done.
Hey Don, maybe we can inflate tires with carbon dioxide and we can hide it. Maybe we can attach tubes to cows and “catch” all the evil methane that is destroying the world. If not, lets attach meters to there butts and charge for every fart. Then the farmer will pass those costs to us since we are more interested in eliminating cow farts then we are the price of beef. We can be pretty inventive here.
How can liberals live with themselves?
Tim Hogan:
“Hey, Don! While you may think that you are a wit, you’re only half right!”
I’m inclined to agree with you Timbo because of two points. I should have said that automobiles with low tire pressure would be recalled by the manufacturers and handed off to UAW slugs to pay off political debts and your unnatural affection for and promotion of John Edwards even while he was hiding in hotel restrooms, avoiding paternity questions from reporters about his doltish doxie and what his cancer stricken wife thought about his “potency.”
superdave
You ask, “How can liberals live with themselves?”
It is well known that liberals are an unhappy bunch, which shows in these blogs daily. They weren’t happy when Bush was in office, and they still aren’t happy when their “Messiah” is in charge, and destroying the USA. They might be happy under socialism, but really doubt that.
If you notice they havent posted here yet. They must be having a meeting to get their talking points. We know they sure as hell can’t think on their own. That’s why they need a politician to tell them how to live their lives!
Hey Hogan, have you been able to local Edwards sex video on U-tube yet? You should really enjoy that immensely.