03.20.2008 8:37 pm
March 21, 2008 Punch Line Cartoon
Congratulations to Jim Doty, Clayton
294 comments
You put your left foot in and you shake it all around!
WOW-looks like even FEMA has cut back on staffing…
ANYBODY SEEN THE MAILMAN?
All I can remember is the mayor telling us to stay.
CLOSE YOUR EYES CHILDREN, THE EASTER BUNNY IS EVACUATING.
DAMN DAM
1982,1993,2008- WHAT WAS THAT AGAIN ABOUT 100 YEAR FLOODS?
I GUESS DAD WILL BE PLANTING RICE THIS YEAR INSTEAD OF PUMPKINS.
IT WAS NOT RIVERFRONT PROPERTY WHEN WE BOUGHT IT.
THIS IS THE FIRST YEAR EASTER IS A FLOATING HOLIDAY, KIDS.
I did not realize he delievered them by water
Now,,my hare is wet.
Looks like he is up the creek without a paddle
I HOPE THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION DOES NOT GET INVOLVED IN THIS-IT WOULD ONLY GET WORSE FOR US.
This is really a hare raising event.
There goes Peter Cottontail. Floating down the Bunny Trail.
We’ll need snorkels if he hides those eggs around here.
I wonder if he is a bouy or a girl
Lets go inside now kids. My hare is getting wet.
I didn’t see that on the news footage!
Here comes Peter Cottontail
Grab a bucket and help him bail
Drippity, droppity, FEMA’s on its way!
He’s heading for Easter Island!
Those swimming lessons could have come in handy
THat’s some levee we’ve got, I hope the Easter bunny uses sand instead of candy in the eggs this year.
I hope the Easter bunny uses sand instead of candy in the eggs this year.
Proud Peter keep on float-en,float-en,float-en,float-en on the river.
Sorry Nesquick Bunny but that’s not a river of chocolate!
It’s true he does keep going and going and going.
Just remember kids no chocolate covered raisins.
WHERE’S THE BOAT?
GOT ANY PEEPS?
GOT PEEPS?
Mr Bunny, I bet your glad you don’t have all your egg’s in one basket!
At the next fork hang a left and you’ll be at St. Peter’s.
Don’t just sit there! Throw us some of them eggs!!!
Sorry kids, looks like we’ll have to wait till next year!
Hey Mr. Hare, the tortoise is right behind you!
No life is not a basket of chocolates!
Instead of Here Comes Peter Cottontail, I distinctly heard the theme from JAWS!
Here comes Peter Cottontail, hopping down the Katy Trail.
Quick kids grab your water wings and goggles the Easter Bunny been here.
keeping all your eggs in one basket, has its ups and downs. Other then that life is good.
I see nothing humorous in this weeks selection…perhaps a cartoon with Obamma/Wright would be more thoughtful. (liberals ugh!
Children, it’s Eastertide!
Bring me back a double skim latte.
There goes the Easter cottontail, floating down the bunny trail.
Hare today, gone tomorrow.
So, does this mean the Easter Parade has been cancelled?
Splishity, Splashity, Easter’s on it’s way!
I hope rabbitt ears float! It’s not Easter without rabbitt ears!!
You’re doing a heckuva job Bunny
But look on the bright side kids, its another chance to soak the taxpayers for more free stuff
I think this is the lamest Easter parade we’ve ever had
Now see kids, that is what I am always trying to teach you guys about putting all your eggs into a basket.
Hare today gone tomorrow
Well, there is one positive, It should make it easier on him to hide them
Now see kids, that is what I am always trying to teach you guys about putting all your eggs into one basket.
Which came first, the egg or the rabbit?
No wonder the price ogf eggs have soared. He cannot keep up with the demand at the pace he is going. He has been trying for 13 minutes to get over here to the porch.
How the west was won.
Hang on buddy. I see timmy on the way which means Lassie should be rounding the corner any minute to save you
I wonder where he will hide the eggs?
See kids, I told you there is an Easter Bunny.
I hope he is delevering us an insurance policy.
Hey Bugs, you might want to consider hunkering down in the basket, it is rabbit season all year long down here
Watch those eggs Pete. You have some class 3 rapids right around the corner.
Look Mr Cotton tail has a GPS system mounted on his basket
Boy is he a hare up the creek without a paddle!!
Look mom. It’s the Easter Beagle.
Oh Please Harvey, don’t leave us. I think we can all fit.
I should have bought larger Easter baskets this year.
Here comes Peter Cottentail,
Floatin’ down the muddy trail
Hippity-Hoppity the Floods on its way!
Peter, save the eggs then come back for us!
Just leave the eggs!
Poor Easter Bunny, no UPS or FedEx delivery.
Nothing stops the Meramec Bunny from his deliveries.
It’s not all bad. At least you’re saving money on gas.
Splishity, Splashity, Easter’s floated away!!
Here come Peter Cottontail
Floatin’ down the muddy trail
Splishity-Splashity the Flood is on its way!
Yeah, our chicken coop is flooded. Why do you ask?
The eggs from Dierberg’s may not be painted yet, but these
seem a little wet.
Hey, Bunny, got a bigger one for us?
Aren’t you supposed to be HOPPING down the bunny trail?
♪My BUNNY floats down the river
My BUNNY lies over the sea
My BUNNY floats down the river
Oh bring back my BUNNY to me♪
Now we have two things that have risen on Easter. Jesus and the river.
Old man rabbitt keeps floating on.
There goes Peter Cottontail,
Floating down the bunny trail.
See kids, you can’t keep all your eggs in one basket around here…this time of year you’ll need at least a jonboat…
When the going got tough, that Energizer Bunny bailed on us…
I’m switching to Ray-O-Vac !
Our power is out. Do you have any Energizer batteries in your basket?
We must be floating down the river the same rate. He’s still in front of the house.
Thanks. You’ve made a believer out of me!
You forgot your mask!
Could you make a Schnuck’s run for me?
We’ll pick you up at the flood gates
No, let’s put off hunting the eggs for right now.
“Got room for 3 more in your basket?”
Grab your scuba gear kids. The Easter Bunny has been here.
Thanks Bunny!
We will still be living here next spring.
ARE YOU BUSY NEXT SUNDAY?
“THERE GOES PETER COTTONTAIL FLOATING DOWN THE BUNNY TRAIL!”
Look kids, the bunny found the eggs I hid for you to find.
I think I hear the bunny humming over the river and through the woods.
Hey kids look over there.The bunny missed the purple egg.
So they won’t get mugged kids, FEMA members are dressed like the Easter Bunny.
The rabbit is gonna get his kicks on Route 66.
I think he is saying,”Ray-o-vacuate, Ray-o-vacuate NOW.”
HE’S MOVING FASTER THAN THE TRAFFIC ON HIGHWAY 44.
FORGET THE EASTER RABBIT, WE NEED THE SANDMAN!
GO GIT GRANMA’S SHOTGUN. WE’S A GO-UN HUNTIN.
SCUBA, SCUBA DOO.WHERE ARE YOU?
WE COULD USE ONE OF HIS FEET ABOUT NOW.
IF THE CORPS OF ENGINEERS IS WRONG ABOUT THAT LEVY, THERE’S GONNA BE SOME CORPSE OF ENGINEERS AS FAR AS I’M CONCERNED.
SHOWS OVER. LETS GET SOME NICE WARM COOKIES AT THE SHELTER.
(*&% EASTER. &%)#) FLOODS. *^#%& RABBIT.
IS THAT THE GEICO GECKO FLOATING PAST THE HOUSE ACROSS THE STREET?
ALL THIS HERE WATER REMINDS ME OF THE 3.2 BEER THAT YER FATHER LIKES TO DRINK WHILE SITTIN’ IN OUR FRONT YARD COUCH BARBEQUIN’.
LOOKY AT ALL THAT STUFF FLOATIN’. I SEE FLOTSUM, JETSUM, AN’ MATSUM.
LOOK KIDS! THE BUNNY IS DOING THE “MERAMECERANA” ON HIS BASKET.HOW CUTE IS THAT!
Hippty Hop that bunny can’t stop
OK KIDS, NOW REMEMBER..THE FRONT OF THE HOUSE IS THE PORT SIDE AND THE REAR OF THE HOUSE IS STARBOARD.
I THINK WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF FREEBOARD!
I THINK WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF FREEBOARD, KIDS.
Kids, the floods give a whole new meaning to a house with a draft.
Shoo before we get in trouble with PETA.
Where’s Noah’s ark when you need it?
Careful,he may be rabid.
Look kids,here comes dinner and desert.
Just hand over the eggs and nobody gets hurt.
♪My BUNNY floats down the river
My BUNNY lies over the sea
My BUNNY floats down the river
Oh bring back my BUNNY to me. ♪
♪ My BUNNY floats down the river
My BUNNY lies over the sea
My BUNNY floats down the river
Oh bring back my BUNNY to me♪
Silly humans, eggs are for rabbits!
Silly kids, eggs are for rabits!
Silly rabit, eggs are for kids!
Look kids, here comes Peter Cottontail floating down the bunny trail.
Hey Kids, I didn’t know the Easter Bunny lived on the Meremac?
You better duck down Peter, you will not make it under the 141 overpass.
I GUESS THE EASTER BUNNY IS ALL WASHED UP THIS YEAR TOO!!!!
Mom did you give the Easter Bunny the address to our boat??
Looks Like The Easter Bunny Didn’t Heed The Evacuation Order Either!!!!
“Get rid of the eggs and make room for us!”
“Good Luck in Eureka and Pacific!”
Careful when you get to the Mississippi those undertows can be brutal.
So, he is the one who been stealing the eggs!
I was going to float a loan to bail us out of loosing our home, but the rabbit has the right idea, just move!
No, I am sorry Mr. Bunny we don’t have any carrots. Our fridge should be down around the high school by now.
and the weather people called for showers of the garden variety
Look kids, it’s Ralphie from a Christmas Story dressed in his pink bunny suit.
I MUST be back in WONDERLAND… this “stuff” just doesn’t happen in real life !
Where’s your Dad? He went down to New Orleans to help with the clean up.
“If this is March Madness, what will April be like?”
That flushing sound you hear is our lives going down the drain.
THAT’S NOT THE EASTER BUNNY, THAT’S ‘PETA’ RABBIT LOOKING FOR LOST AND ABUSED ANIMALS.
What is god doing these days
children, if your father was here right now you would be inside.
dejavu the easter of “82″!
my grandmother was lying to me!?
dejavu my easter of “82″!
look kids ,you’ll only see this three times in your lifetime!
pinch me i must be dreaming.
…..(pinch)…… owch.. no its real
Show me the RAINBOW!!
If Moses did it, I guess you can too.!
jeffry you get back here or your swimming lessons are going to be canceled!
KIDS NEXT TIME YOU REFILL THOES CHOCOLATE MILK JUGS …. TAKE A BOAT
Hide them high so they will not wash away!
I never did understand why they call this GOOD FRIDAY.
MY KIDS ARE DISAPPOINTED CAUSE YOU DIDN’T HIDE THE EGGS.
HANK BIRSINGER
Can you believe it, I just saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
So much for the Easter Bunny!
Looks like the Easter Bunny is in trouble. He’s up the creek without a paddle!
Bag of Jelly Beans: $1.99
Easter Eggs: $2.99
Bunny doing the backstroke: priceless
It doesn’t take that much water to dye Easter eggs.
Please and thank yyou are magical words.
Please say this is a dream and when I wake up everything will be normal again.
I have a funny feeling we’re not in St. Louis anymore.
I have a funny feeling we’re not in Missouri anymore.
omg that bunny can’t be floating, it’s in quicksand. BYE BUNNY, i guess
I’m not sure if it’s the rabbit or our house that is moving.
Basket-surfing? What’s a bunny to do?
You kids sure found the Easter eggs in record time this year.
HEY! Stew meat. How about a little help over here!
Ok be that way. See if I’ll stop my car for you next time Road Kill!!!!
I guess we’ll have to make it to the road in a homemade boat…Cause it’s 5ft. high and risen.
See, that’s what happens when you put all your eggs in one basket.
Got any inflatable Buddies?
Well if that aint an Easter Bunny’s nightmare.
The only good Rabbit is a stewed Rabbit.
I never liked Rabbit anyway.
How do you like your Rabbit kids,stewed,fried or grilled?
UH….OH….1973, 1982, 1993…..2008…..Hare we go again!!
Were a flood family, not the Elmer Fudd family. Please stop.
………took my chevy to the levee but the levee was dry………………..
I’M NOT GONNA COMPLAIN ABOUT A DRAFTY HOUSE NOW THIS ONE ACTUALLY HAS A DRAFT.
It’s the 100 year flood, again.
Have we been here that long?
Next week we will be praying for rain to wash the mud away.
“kIDS, INSTEAD OF “FINDING” THE EGGS, THIS YEAR LET’S “FISH” FOR THEM!
If I were you I’d worry more about the Water Moccacins than getting my feet wet.
There’s a few more things I could think to worry about than getting my hair wet Hare.
Don’t look now kids, but I think we just missed our ride to th EasterEgg hunt!!
I-44? It’s about 6 blocks downstream.
Wait until Next Year!
A TISKET A TASKET A GREEN AND YELLOW ..SNAKE IS CLIMBING ON THE PORCH!
YOU KIDS CAN GET YOUR SCUBA GEAR ON AND GO PLAY IN THE YARD.
This gives a whole new meaning to ‘float trip’.
It’s supposed to be the Red-Red Robin that comes bob-bob bobbin’ along.
no place to hide eggs this year
be safe bunny rabbit
next time buggy
Easter as usual in St Louis. Rain,sleet or snow, onward the Easter Bunny must go.
Next year, dispose of your egg-boiling water properly!
You never know what the weather will be like in St. Louis. If this keeps up he’ll need a boat or a snow mobile so that he’s always prepared.
We’ll meet you upstream at the levee for the Easter Egg hunt!
We’ll meet you upstream at the levee for the Easter Egg hunt.
Sorry, Kids—no Easter egg hunt this year. The Easter Bunny is filling sand bags instead of baskets.
Christ has risen………..And so has the Meramec!
Hey, Rabbit, tell Iwitness4you that 1,000 comments
that suck will not win ANYTHING!!
Sorry kids but it looks like it is going to be scrambled eggs this year.
KIDS!! KIDS!! CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS? THE EASTER BUNNY FOUND US AFTER ALL AND HE DIDN’T EVEN NEED A BOAT!! NOW THAT’S AMAZING!!
YOU MADE IT HERE JUST BY A HARE
You’ll have to hide the eggs on the roof this year!
Hmm.. I guess it may have rained a little..
Hmm.. I guess it may have rained a little.
Hmm… I think it might have rained a little..
Hey look mom, that rabbit is laying eggs in that basket.
Didn’t the Corps of Engineers even teach you how to dog paddle?
Didn’t the Corps of Engineers even teach you the dog paddle?
Can you spare a foot?
Get over here and help us out before I sick UNO on you!
does this cold mean global warming was called off?
oh no the easter bunny is floating away! quick kids, get the candy!
Oh no the easter bunny is floating away! Quick kids get the candy!
Oh no! The easter bunny is floating away. Quick kids, get the candy!
Quick kids! throw your peeps to Mr. Bunny, so he can keep afloat!
Got yourself in a bit of a Hairy situation hugh Peter?
Hang in there Bugs, Daffy Duck is on his way!!!
Mom, I thought you said only Jesus could walk on water!
I guess you won’t be stealing any 7*UPS for awhile.
On his Easter Basket let’s see how long he can last it.
its even harder to rise from the grave when its covered with 10 feet of water
HOLY JULIUS CAESAR, IT’S THE TIDES OF MARCH!
Have you seen our taxi any where?
Raymond Burke said if we ate meat during Lent…………………
If Dad had not left his red tractor on the commuter lot at 141 and 44 we would have had a way out
I can only hope that the river goes down as fast as our 401K did.
I have been losing on Punchline for the past year, so what is a little flood gonna hurt?
Good luck tobor,don’t give up.
Well, kids let’s hope the Easter bunnies’ eggs are all plastic this year, at least they’ll be easier to find if they float.
Now this is what I call ‘rabbit’ transit!
I thought Easter was cancelled this year.
THANKS JJ 
How am I supposed to tan in this?
NO FEAR
kids, i guess hopping down the bunny trail is out of the question this year!!
My thoughts and prayers go out to everyone affected by the flood. Luckily, remained “high & dry” but because I am battling my own ‘demons’ I was unable to offer any assistance to you. My heart goes out to all the victims and my admiration goes to all of those who lent a helping hand.
God bless all of you.
That must be the “Esther Williams” bunny.
WOW, Big Deal!, there was only one float in this year’s Easter parade and they didn’t even bother out throw out any candy either.
Hare today - gone tomorrow…
Trade -ja?
“No sweetie, that is not the Easter Bunny ….that is the FEMA bunny and it looks like he is headed back to New Orleans.”
Look like you got caught unaware too, dincha?
We moved here from Florida to escape the hurricanes!
You think YOU’RE hoppin’ mad?!!
Well kids…remember when I told you Christmas wasn’t really about the presents?
It just keeps on rising…and rising…and rising…
Looks like you’re having a bad hare day.
Well, now I don’t have to send in that April Fool’s Day mortgage payment.
Look Kids, he’s dropping little chocolate eggs into his basket.
That’s something you don’t often see - he’s using sign language: U-R-F-U - he passed on by …
Hare today, gone tomorrow
Hello, Easter Bunny
I don’t mean to be funny.
But come back next week
When the weather is sunny..
Water Taxi? You must be joking.
Just think. We have April showers to look forward to.
Bunny, you’re doing a heck of a job.
March is defiantly not going out like a Lamb.
Float number one…. The Easter Bunny!
The Easter float parade….. brought to you by Macy’s!
Why hop when you can float
We found the baskets in the closet where you kept them out of the water. Thank you.
look at the bobble bunny!
go ahead kids, go find the eggs!
beleive it or not, only the basement is flooded!
thanks for checking on us, though.
you better hurry, we’re expecting three more inches of rain today!
Not Good!! There goes all our eggs in one basket.
So you hid all the eggs in the yard, huh? Very funny . . . . . . . . .
There she goes kids, Bobbing down the Bunny Trail !!
I wonder if that Easter basket will hold sand?
Who Knows…? Bobbin’ for Easter eggs just might become a tradition around here.
i should have gotten Afflac!
Well kids, seems even the Easter Bunny is gittin’ the hell outta Dodge.
“Okay kids, go back inside and get your goggles and snorkles.”
“I am not sure what this means but I hope not six more weeks of flooding.”
“This is not good….the weatherman said if the Easter Bunny sees his shadow in the water….six more weeks of flooding!”
Look kids, the energizer Easter bunny, he keeps hoping and hoping!
Sand Bags would have been much nicer.
It’s not supposed to snow on Easter, either!
Good thing the Easter Bunny can hop on water!
Sorry kids.. looks like Easter is just going to float on by this year.
Next year on higher ground.
Hey, are you with FEMA???
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I hope he’s not delivering those to the Ark.