03.27.2008 6:32 pm
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When this all started, I forgot to wear my boots.
Public financed stadiums-who is the punchline now?
I’m sorry, there was miscommunication. When we asked the Cardinals to rehab the area, they thought we meant the residents of the locker room.
Hey Cardinals, is that my money in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I was visiting the City Jail yesterday and one prisoner turned to me and said,”this is what happens when you shower with the Cardinals.”
Tomorrow is ‘Brick Day”. For each brick brought to the game, the Cardinals will give twenty-five cents off a ticket.
Centenne said the Cardinals wanted a signing bonus and a no cut lease from them.
It’s the economy, stupid!
A bird in hand is worth two in the Busch.





If you ever have to make a deal with the Cardinals, you have to keep DeWitts about you!