03.06.2008 6:11 pm
March 7, 2008 Punch Line Cartoon
Congratulations to David Gant, Maryland Heights
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I’ll give you change you can believe in!
I’m looking at your sports teams this year, and let’s just say, there are no freeze warnings down here!
They call me a warm-monger.
Here, Al Gore..this is snow globe warming.
Wanna see me take the top off and let the heat in one more time?
Now this is Shake ‘n Bake
We, the board members of Laclede Gas, just love the winter heating season.
Nuthin’ up my sleeve!
Back up! This one’s almost done!
Eat your hearts out boys…….. I’ve got another winner here!
It’s an old family recipe!
I just love spring training!
If they think winter was bad, wait till they see what I have in store for them for summer…
I call this dish “Spring Surprise”!
“Show me?” Oh I’ll show you alright!!!
STOP, DROP AND ROLL DON’T WORK DOWN HERE EITHER!
I’m just doing this to fuss with Al Gore!
We couldn’t do this while they had Kurt Warner!
I can’t believe it we do all the work and Al Gore takes all the credit!
I just love shaking things up!
Who’s in the mood for a St. Louis Shake?
OOooooo,I’m such a little Devil.
Wanna have a little fun?
They don’t call it St. Louis Misery for nothing.
I have this burning desire to have a little fun.
Wanna have some fun with our old buddy Al?
SHAKEN,OR BURNED?
I just love keeping them guessing.
I’ll give them a snow tornadoe.
How about a white fourth of July?
Guess again Mr weather man.
“It’s my turn to put the weather guys on the hot seat!”
Hey,Al Gore,do you still believe in global warming?
If you think this is bad,wait till next year
March Madness??? Wait until you see this one!
The Mayor wants a white City - Let’s give it to him!
Wait til July. You ain’t seen nothin’ yet!
We’re cooking up some hot Spring weather for St Louis!
Daylight Savings Time, huh? Let’s give St. Louis 12 more inches of snow for St. Pats Day for messing with Mother Nature!
HaHaHaHa just wait, you thought that was a tought winter, wait till you see this summer.
Now, for my final trick, I’ll lull them with warm tempertures for a few weeks and then BAM!!!
6″ more inches on April 15! Their strawberry and apple crops are doomed!
You like this? Just wait until you see my SUMMER globe!!
Now this is “Team Coverage”!
Well, it just froze over!
And they said it couldn’t be done!
Well, it appears that we are working overtime!
We’ll teach those newscasters to call 2 inches a storm!
Have they interrupted “Jeopardy!” yet for the Team Coverage?
Don’t like the weather? Wait a day - this is St. Louis!
I have a devilishly wonderful idea.
KEEPEM CUSSING AND GUESSING MY MOTTO!
“I said, shake, rattle and roll”
Take this, Mr. Al Gore
It’s at the center of everything.
Shake well and serve generously.
It’s not nice to fool with Mother Nature. So, who says I’m nice?
One for the money
Two for the show
Hey, St. Louis -
Get ready for more snow!!!
And NOW for my next trick…..
Just you wait and see. It’ll be hotter than Hades in no time.
Ha Ha Ha! If you think this is bad now, just wait until July!
I’m dreaming of a white 4th of July….
Hey guys - let’s see if we can bury the Arch!
I’ll keep shaking it till we get some down here! Who knows, maybe the Cubs will win this year.
The snowball’s chances are increasing.
Looks like global warming missed a spot.
Good news, boys…the five minutes are up.
This is your Spring Training Camp, boys!!
As Archbishop Burke sees it, we are all from St Stanislaus.
A little Weatherbird told me to do it!
Welcome to the Diablo Bar. Let me make you a Wintery Mix….1 part cold air mass, 1 part warm air mass and a shot of moisture. Shake well and pour on your favorite city.
This one is my favorite.
Noooo, we gave Chicago the cubs. This kind of torture is reserved for St. Louis.
OH YEA!!!!!! When St. Louis freezes over!
Yea, i’m the same guy that gave Chicago the Cubs.
I had so much fun creating their highway 40 plan that I thought I would invent one of these.
I’ll distract them while you guys go get summer off the back burner.
IT;S COLD THEN IT’S HOT IN ST LOIUIS
OLE NATURE KEEPS DOING IT TO US
I’M TELL YOU MATEY
ONE DAY IT IS EIGHTY
NEXT DAY THERE’S THE SLEET WINTER BLEW US
I’m glad the liberals are losing this winter.
Let’s see……….they haven’t had a sand storm yet, have they?
“We may have a warming effect down HERE. but….”
WE WILL—–WE WILL—-Haunt You!!!
“If they don’t like it, they can always pay us a visit!”
“We’ll stop when all St. Louis freezes over!”
“Shake it and shake it! It’s just like rolling dice!”
“I’ll give you a weather forecast, just as soon as I look into the glass!”
“Then we shake it over the fire, and voila! Instant slush!”
“I’d say they are on the horns of a dilemma!”
“Let’s freeze the economy while we are at it!”
“Any former St. Louisans down here?”
“If they don’t like the cold, they can always visit us down here!”
Global warming? You ain’t seen nothin yet! I’ll show you actual ‘GLOBAL’ warming….watch!
St. Louisian’s say, “If you don’t like the weather, wait 15 minutes.” Wait’ll you see my 15 minutes - hahahahahaha
Their meteorologists call it River Effect!
Perhaps you’ve heard of us…we’re the El Nino 5!
Snow; Sunny; Ice; Warmer!!!!
Let’s have some real fun and give them 10 inches of snow on the Fourth of July!
It’s not just a job, its an adventure
Great balls of fire! There’s a whole lot of shaking goin’ on!
I just can’t seem to put this one down
or
I just can’t leave this one alone
Oh yea. . . top this!
“The Gateway t’ hell!”
I love to watch them all scurry about!
Last time we shook them up, we got Scott Stevens
or
The hockey team called, we need another Scott Stevens
If you think this is hell, wait till you see who wins the World Series this year!
All together now…… There’s snow business like snow business like snow business I know!
Let’s sing it boys……… There’s no business like snow business like no business I know!
Wait til you see what we’re servin’ up in July!
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet! Wait til July!
Let’s pull one on our friend Matson and his liberal buddies.
They think it’s COLD now, just wait until how HOT it’s going to be!
Temps in the 70’s, Snow, Hail, Rain,Tornadoes… What’s next? How about a hurricane? They’ll never expect that! Bwa-HaHaHaHa!!!!!!
“We specialize in delivering “hellacious” winters”
And they think it is all caused by global warming!!!!!
Not even Accu-Ollie could fiigure this one out.
Diablo’s La Nina.
lol They think Global Warming is the problem.
I love it ! I love it ! I love it !
Just making sur the groundhog keeps his word.
Well, since a snowball doesn’t have a chance in hell…..
This will help distract the people in Saint Louis from the works of my friend Archbishop Raymond Burke for awhile.
What does Hillary Clinton have to say about this huh?
Shake, Shake,ShhShhShake It like a polaroid picture!
This is what they get for losing the World Series!
If you think this winter was bad, wait until you see what I have in mind for Opening Day. (Evil Laugh)
What a bunch of whiners, wait til’ they come live with me. They’ll be begging for cold weather.
If you don’t like it, come to my sizzling location.
I’ll show you St.Louis what a good heat wave is the next time you complain about the snow and ice.
hey guys! do you have the heat wave ready yet?
What is Dave Murray forecating? Oh really! Well, then, watch this.
Fire and Ice
Don’t play nice
Rivers rise
Touch the skies
Say your byes!
The DEVIL made me do it!
Even though the city has a Saint in its name, there’s something devilish about its weather!
WHERE’S AL WHEN WE NEED HIM/
Now let’s see ‘em drive like a bat out of hell!
The key is to wait until just after they all get to work and school . . . then shake like hell!
Some would say shutting down two major highways would make getting around hard enough, but i always like to go the extra mile
Let’s see the Angelic Weather Systems melt this one!
THE PEOPLE DOWN HERE WOULD WELCOME A BLIZARD
HANK BIRSINGER
Ha,Ha,Ha!!
It was an arranged weather system that allowed us to come blasting in, and showed you!
You thought it was cold this winter, just wait till the heat is on this summer.
Can Union Electric match Laclede Gas??????
Let’s shake ‘em up with one more snow storm during the 40 closure!
I’ll just shake this up for another month or two, then take the top off and call it summer.
Here we snow again.
We just love the Midwest
This St Louis weather has us shaken up a little bit.
JUST FOR KICKS, I THINK I’M GOING TO SHAKE THEM OUT A LITTLE TSUNAMI!
Everyone says St. Louis is boring. We’re just mixing it up a little bit.
AH Lets see if Dave Murray gets it right today!!!
Who sent this? Well just wait till summer and see how funny it is
I haven’t had this much fun since the flood of ‘93
watch closely men, as I give it the Dave Murray spin
We turn up the heat in our own little way and the TV weatherman takes off his jacket.
I just love having one hell of a good time.
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know when one will melt.
Hell’s Bells some people take a joke to seriously.
St. Louis weather is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get next.
This is just to die for.
I think it’s about time we shake things up again.
I just love toying around with them don’t you?
Hey guys look shake shake shake St. louis shake it all the time……
Hey guys did you notice there’s plug in the bottom of this thing,anyone got a power cord?
What do you give to a city that has everything? Unpredictable weather, of course.
I’m such a dirty bird. Oooops.. sorry Devil.
Is it just me, or is it starting to get hot there?
Anyone have inlaws or outlaws still living in St. Louis?
Guess What? We’re not wearing any sun screen!
Look really closely in my snow globe………….Do you see a Ballpark Village?????
See this is what you get for Not electing Al Core……global warming
And what you get for electing Bush…………………………A War in HELL!
CARE TO WAGER ON TOMORROW?
All righty now!
Oh, the sun will come out tomorrow. Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow…………..
Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
I’m Bob Richards. Remember me?
Let it snow let it snow let it snow.
Next, we’ll arrange for the Cubs to win the Series!
It’s time for another St. Louis Fright Fest.
Let’s double double and toil their troubles.
They think that it’s COLD now, just wait for the HOT St. Louis summer ahead!
Until he comes back, it is our weather system to do as we wish.
It’s a devilish scheme to add to the confusion about the earth warming controversy!
This summer it will be shake and bake.
“Time to make them run for the french toast supplies!”
And then we’ll wait 10 minutes…..
Shaken or stirred?
This time, YOU pick the wind chill.
That should be enough snow for right now. Let’s save some for Fair St. Louis!
I’m making shake and bake,anyone wanna help.
He,He,He,He,Heeeeee!!!!!!
Wind, heat, rain, sleet, and snowing like the Devil. “If they only knew.”
My Bar Tending Lessons are Paying off well.
THE DEVIL MAKES ME DO IT!
JUST WAIT TILL SUMMER. THAT’S MY SPECIALTY!
This is Sooooo…Cool!
The stronger the shakes, the bigger the flakes.
So they like reality shows do they.
SHAKE n FLAKE, it’s devilishly provocative.
Hee, hee, hee! Let’s play slingo with the weather.
Wait ’til I open it and cause another flood!
They think they have it bad now wait until the spring thaw!
Hey guys just think it’s less than two weeks until the spring thaw!
ENOUGH-ENOUGH- EEENUFF
TOOOOOOO-MUCH
Next, I’ll give you a little Global Warming!!!
Shake em, bake em, flash freeze em.
Stay Back! I got this globe and I’m not afraid to use it!!
TRICK OR TREAT!
This will be the SNOW JOB to end all snow jobs!!
Ten bucks says I can beat Stinky’s ‘65 record for March.
They ain’t seen nuthun yet!
I just love playing Mr. Weather Man.
ST LOUIS IS OUR SISTER CITY
WAIT UNTIL I START OPENING THE LID IN JUNE
WE FIGHT OVER THIS ONE IN THE MIDDLE ALL THE TIME. WHICH WAY WILL IT GO?
WE LOVE TO MESS WITH THEIR MINDS.
I think that was the best trick we ever pulled…making them think Al Gore was smart!
THE OVEN OR THE REFIGERATOR. THE OVEN OR THE REFRIGERATOR. I JUST KEEP CHANGING MY MIND ON THIS ONE.
My effort is what makes the St. Louis winter what it is .
DO YOU THINK IT IS A SIN TO PUT THE PEOPLE IN ST LOUIS THROUGH ALL THESE CHANGES?
.
Lets mix ourselves a nice cold one.
CONSIDER US FOR YOUR ETERNITY. AT LEAST, IT IS THE SAME TEMPERATURE ALL YEAR
IF YOU LOVE ST LOUIS IN JULY AND AUGUST, YOU WILL LOVE US ALL YEAR ROUND. HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON.
“Meet Me in St. Louie, Louie!”
Shake shake shake…shake shake shake…shake your booty!
okay, i’ll try ONE more time to pretend I have control !
What time does school start in St. Louis???
This is what they get for releasing Issac Bruce.
I’m pulling out the big gun for the St. Louie drivers—-SNAIN!!! They won’t know what to do!! He He
Listen ! They’re singing the blues again. ” The St. Louis Blues “
come on, just one more time?
man, i just can’t seem to keep st.louis down!
don’t blame me, i can’t control the weather!
i’ve heard prayer is the answer to everything!
This is nouthing new, Saint Louis has always been a hot town.
This is nothing new, Saint Louis has always been a pretty hot town.
Salt company suckers! You think you made a good deal now?
They were happy to see us go but now they’re praying for us to come back.
“Don’t they sit on the New Madrid faultline?”
next assignment………EASTER MORNING!!!!!!
EVER WONDER WHY SNOWFLAKES ARE “SIX”-SIDED?
OH THAT MATSON AND HIS “POST”TOASTIES.
How does that song go? There’s no business like snow business!
Hey Fella’s…. here’s the ice water I was telling you about!!!!
How would you like your drink? Straight up or on the rocks?!?
We’re gonna make the NOAA weather service look like a bunch of amateurs!!!!
I think NOAH made better predictions than NOAA!
Time for a little freezer burn.
Remember what Dorothy said, “There is snow place like home”.
Hey Maguire, is Keenan back there?
Any one up for a game of “Pick the weather”
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet!
I take requests but don’t honor them.
Let’s see if they can predict this one!
Hey It’s been 10 years since Keenan and Chicago has had the Cubs for over 100 years! It’s their turn again but yes, we can get Ohio next week…
Never would have thought it would be cold in hell
Maybe Ameren will listen to this.
and the weather today in st.louis is…………….???????????
one more blast ought to get ‘em!!
i’ll figure this thing out sooner or later!
come on, dave , let me have a shot at this!
my guess is as good as the weatherman’s!
Eenie, Meenie, Minie, Moe…Make it hot or make it snow?
Hah, and they think global warming is their fault!
It is all part of some political agenda.
Shoot, I think this thing is broken again!
Gee wiz! What did they do to make Him mad?
Don’t look at me! I’m innocent…this time!
Hey, St. Louis! Wish you were here?
Hey, St. Louis! Can I interest you in buying a timeshare?
This looks like the perfect opportunity to inspire road rage!
I ran outta basqueetbulls cu’
squidjimigdji hooji fooji
Snow Days! Kids might love ‘em but parents sure HATE ‘em!
Whats cooking St. Louis? Global Warming Souffle?
Im retarded
Minions, do my bidding! A few days home with the kids and they’ll all be cursing for sure!
Parents upset because of snow days. Kids love snow days. Kids will be upset making up snow days this summer instead of being at the swimming pool. Boy I love this job.
It’s called “Boredom”
It is a chaotic masterpiece. I call it “Midwest Misery”.
mirror mirror on the ball spring should never come at all
maybe lacede will drop the gas rate now
aah yes, the giant lightning rod and that water, the perfect combination!!
Lets shake it up St. Louis! There is no global warming here.
Baby its cold inside! The Devil made me do it
Snow, then 70 degrees, then snow, then 70 degrees…..soon they will all have the flu!
Shake it up baby, now….twist and shout!
YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE.
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Yes, that was rough, wasn’t it? A normal winter! AHAHAHAHAHA!