04.10.2008 5:12 pm
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Statistically speaking, it’s still the slowest way to travel.
Looks like rough skies ahead of us.
Tell the passengers to assume crash positions.
You think he has a Breathalyzer?
Didn’t see that comin’.
Nuts.
“Fly delay”. Pass it on.
“This is you Captain speaking. I quit.”
“Flight delay.” Pass it on.






I think I know how to get around this.