04.10.2008 5:12 pm
April 11, 2008 Punch Line Cartoon
Congratulations to Richard D Katz, Kirkwood
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“Relax, it could be worse. They could be having sobriety checkpoints.”
There’s nothing worse than cold feet.
“I hear we’ll be offering infrequent flier miles.”
Hit the passenger evacuation button…this will take awhile.
Hello, DFW? We’ve got a problem.
It would be easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than for an airline to show a profit.
1. It is easier for a camel to pass throught the eye of a needle . . .
2. It is easier for a camel to pass throught the eye of a needle . . . than for an American Airlines plane to pass a FAA inspection these days.
FAA? I think it stands for Fix America’s Airlines.
“Enter through the narrow gate; for the gate is wide and the way is broad that leads to destruction, and there are many who enter through it.”
Passengers please put your seats in the “UP TIGHT’ position.”