May 2, 2008 Punch Line Cartoon

What do you think of my hat?

Hey Teddy Bear. Drinks are on me.

Just remember….. It’s 5 O’clock somewhere.
You know what they say.. One Tequila,two Tequila Three Tequila Floor.

500 year old floods happen more often than Cubs World Series

Happy Cinco De Mayo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o–o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o–o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oo-o–o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o. I lost count. I don’t think that’s a hundred, but you get the idea. 1908!?!?

It looks like 80% of the responses are by the same people.

Come on, 1908 isn’t that long ago.

It’s only been 100 years, maybe you’ll win the World Series this time…… NOT!!

Lets toast to a hundred years of heartache amigo. Good luck this year on getting to the World Series, but I’m afraid we have El Hombre on our team.

It’s been 100 years since you’ve won the World Series, maybe this year will be your lucky
year…..NOT!!