May 9, 2008 Punch Line Cartoon

So you found out that the WMD that I thought were in Iraq were actually hidden in the White House…and there for the last 7 and a half years. AMAZING!

Hold on, Exxon/Mobil just told me to raise the price another $1.00/gallon.

You had better hurry and pay for your fuel. Prices are due to rise again in about 5 minutes.

What would you rather have, a gallon of gas or a small cup of coffee? They are the same price this week.

Our rule of thumb is “you get what you pay for, devided by 25.”

That works out to $21.00 per gallon for the coffee.

I had to go to work, Ratings are way down,Laura busy with her things, Jenna is moving out and Mother says “Go get a job”.

I’ll bet you spent more money getting here than you will on this coffee!
Thats is why we are building a store on every block.

Here’s your burger!

Thanks for dropping by the White House coffee stand,Sammy.