05.08.2008 3:23 pm
273 comments
Drink up. We need to pay for Dick Cheney’s retirement.
Dad made me get a real job.
Here’s that Iraq latte you ordered–half recession half military quagmire
Normally gas prices come as colonics.
Normally you take gas prices up the other end.
Well you did order something cheap, hot, and black.
Here is your Texas tea.
Here’s your reward for pouring lives and money into Iraq–high gas prices.
The gas is free but the coffee is where they really get you.






Yep, that zeero belongs — shot it out of my own magic wand, gotta pay for that war some way. Coffee’s free, though, and it’s 10% ethanol too!