Hey, hotshot! What’s wrong with the minivan anyway?
Look, I’m not afraid to admit it: I have driven a minivan for more than a decade. In fact, we bought our second Chrysler minivan a couple of years ago. And let me tell you: I’ve heard all the jokes. Yeah, I’m less of a man because I drive a minivan. I get it. Ha ha.
Hey, did any of you see Angelina Jolie in Mr. & Mrs. Smith, driving a Chrysler minivan just like she was Steve McQueen in Bullitt? That was my minivan she was driving, folks!
Anyway, riddle me this, loyal readers: Why does the minivan get such a bad rap? Why did it lose favor to the massive SUV? Why didn’t the minivan ever catch on with the cool crowd?
And if the minivan had sex appeal (and heaven knows, Angelina Jolie tried!), would Chrysler be in the position it’s in now?
If you have a minivan — or have ever driven one — tell us what you liked or didn’t like about it. If you haven’t, tell us why you’re always hatin’ on us minivan drivers!
UPDATE: There was so much interest in this topic that we created an IWitness reader photo album on minivans. Will you share your photos of your favorite minivan? I’ve got one of mine in there now. Call this a counterpoint to our “cool cars” album.


Kurt is the director of social media for the Post-Dispatch, where he has worked since August 2002. He's been a journalist since 1982, covering municipal government, courts, education and two hurricanes as a reporter before becoming an editor.
You crack me up, Kurt!
I did see that scene, and was impressed at the maneuvering you can apparently do in a minivan.
There’s nothing wrong with minivans! Mom and pop still have one. I learned how to drive in one (the venerable Dodge Caravan “Extended Cab”) and was able to cart my buddies back and forth from the movies in it! How cool is that? Okay, so I wasn’t the captain of the cheerleading squad in high school, but I wasn’t stuffed into lockers either, and for me and my tastes, mom’s minivan held a dorky appeal. I embraced that! I kind of like the Odyssey ads with the psychedelic colors and music hearkening back to the 70s that poke fun at the evolution of the minivan from hippie bus to mom-mobile. To me, today’s minivan is a more honest version of the SUV. The minivan and the SUV are both going to pick up the kids from soccer (softball, play, speech and debate club) practice, but at least we know the minivan isn’t going to pretend it’s doing some off-roading on the way there.
Unfortunately for both the minivan - and its hipper, maybe even more macho, cousin, the SUV, they are gas guzzlers. As long as prices hover around 4 smackers a gallon or more, they will both be on the endangered vehicle species list, while mom and pop learn how to load all the peewee t-ball team gear into the Prius.