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07.01.2008 4:39 pm

Hey, hotshot! What’s wrong with the minivan anyway?

St. Louis Post-Dispatch
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Look, I’m not afraid to admit it: I have driven a minivan for more than a decade. In fact, we bought our second Chrysler minivan a couple of years ago. And let me tell you: I’ve heard all the jokes. Yeah, I’m less of a man because I drive a minivan. I get it. Ha ha.

Hey, did any of you see Angelina Jolie in Mr. & Mrs. Smith, driving a Chrysler minivan just like she was Steve McQueen in Bullitt? That was my minivan she was driving, folks!

Anyway, riddle me this, loyal readers: Why does the minivan get such a bad rap? Why did it lose favor to the massive SUV? Why didn’t the minivan ever catch on with the cool crowd?

And if the minivan had sex appeal (and heaven knows, Angelina Jolie tried!), would Chrysler be in the position it’s in now?

If you have a minivan — or have ever driven one — tell us what you liked or didn’t like about it. If you haven’t, tell us why you’re always hatin’ on us minivan drivers!

UPDATE: There was so much interest in this topic that we created an IWitness reader photo album on minivans. Will you share your photos of your favorite minivan? I’ve got one of mine in there now. Call this a counterpoint to our “cool cars” album.

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I am on my 3 Chrysler Mini Van. I have never felt ashamed to drive a mini van. Our kids are grown, and gone, and we still have a Town and Country van. It rides as well as a Linclon, gets 26+ mpg on the highway, and has room for people and cargo. You can add any number of blings, and sound systems that are available. Maybe some of these people have a problem with their identity if they are concerned about their vehicle reflecting who they are. The mini van is very much a part of our America. If it goes, so does our “America”. Bill Crews-Panama City, Florida.

— Bill Crews
7:10 am July 2nd, 2008

There’s not a danged thing wrong with driving a minivan. It tells the world you’re so cool you’ve got nothing to prove. Only people who are not cool or secure in their coolness factor need to prop up their image with a flashier vehicle.

I bought a Dodge minivan last year, mostly to haul stuff. Yeah, a truck might have sufficed, but then without a camper shell your load would be exposed to the elements during transport. Could have bought an SUV. I looked at some of the Jeep vehicles and they were swell, handled nicely, had all the bells and whistles. But the basic minivan was one hell of a lot cheaper. It does the job I want it to do and I don’t really care what image I project to the rest of the world. And the mileage really isn’t all that bad with the low-end cylinder engine. Hey. I’ll be laughing at the cool people all the way to the bank with the money I saved.

— Pat Carpenter
7:14 am July 2nd, 2008

What’s wrong? Really is it that hard for oil dependent, fast-junk food crazy, lazy Americans to understand? Convenience over intelligence has become the American way as exhibited by their preferences for SUVs, pickup trucks, highways, vans and cheap beer. Self destructive habits rule!

— TooFunny
7:26 am July 2nd, 2008

Minivans are a bit too “frumpy” for me. SUV’s, though, are cool–but not “green” enough! So I’ll stick with my Toyota, and I’ll continue to admire those SUVs along the roadside, which I notice are frequently parked adjacent to gas pumps!

— Ryan On The Euphonium
7:53 am July 2nd, 2008

My wife drives a minivan that we bought so she could carry her work supplies. I prefer a small car. My parents bought their first van in 1965, because my mother, who was only about 5 feet tall, didn’t like driving a station wagon with a big front end. I think it was a Ford, with 3 on the tree. They had to order back seats and seat belts extra. To take a seat out, we had to remove 8 bolts. Eventhough it was made long before Chrysler introduced the minivan, it wasn’t much bigger than the ones built today. There was only enough seating for 8 and we had 10, so my brother and I would sit on the motor cover that extended between the front seats. I guess my parents would go to jail if they let us do that today. Anyway, I have good memories of that van and the ones that followed.
I have a much different idea of the minivan today. I have two images. One is of a rushed soccer mom, talking on the phone in the McDonald’s drive-thru while detached kids watch DVD’s in the back. The other image is of a domesticated man, sadly watching Corvette’s pass him by.

— jfmoyn
8:01 am July 2nd, 2008

I have driven several Dodge Grand Caravans as rentals – and thoroughly enjoyed them! The “Stow and Go” seating especially caught my eye, it’s a very cool feature. I seriously thought about getting one as my next vehicle (that purchase is still over a year away) but gas prices have made me reconsider. Now I am leaning toward something more fuel efficient – like a plug in hybrid.

— Anonaman
8:10 am July 2nd, 2008

I always said when I started to have children I will never drive a minivan.
However after the 3rd one and onto the fourth I had to let go of my Jeep
Cherokee. I got a minivan and loved it. I had it for 5yrs and then my son
totalled it on his 16th b-day. Of course with gas prices who can afford a new one. My daughter that is four tells me everyday lets go get our van. She even misses it.

— MICHELLE
8:17 am July 2nd, 2008

I had a 1974 Bronco that would turn on a dime. No carpet, crank windows, vinyl seats, but upgraded with power assist steering, automatic trans and add on air conditioning. It was great for fishing, hunting, camping, and utility hauling or towing. When I finally wore it out and tried to replace it in 1998 I discovered that SUVs had been radically changed to accommodate soccer moms replacing their minivans. Standard equipment included power windows and seats, carpet, cloth seats, soft suspension and a drastically reduced turning radius to avoid rollovers by idiots trying to do an 80 degree curve at 70mph. Now the minivan style SUVs are suffering in the marketplace along with their precursor. Good riddance.

— A#
8:19 am July 2nd, 2008

The “mini-vans are for weenies” mindset is nothing more than a contrivance. You are absolutely right - there is NOTHING more inherently geeky about a minivan than an SUV — other than marketing.

I LOVE my minivan! It handles like a car, gets decent gas milage and I can hold my kids, their stuff, our pets and all the crud that accumulates. We’re off to our farm with my kids’ ATV in the back today. Bottom line: it makes my life easier. Oh, and my self image is based on things other than marketing and someone else’s idea of “cool.” If it wasn’t, I’d still be out behind the high school smoking!!

— Laurie
8:22 am July 2nd, 2008

I’m 32 and dreaming of a mini-van. With one toddler and another child on the way in a few months I covet all the cargo space (strollers are HUGE!). Plus the sliding doors make it SO EASY to load the kids into car-seats, which it seams we have to do now until they’re 16!

We borrowed my parents last winter for a trip to Michigan, and can’t imagine what we’d have done without it . . . and that was with just one kid. Hopefully within the year I’ll have my own minivan.

— Jeff
8:31 am July 2nd, 2008

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