Hey, hotshot! What’s wrong with the minivan anyway?
Look, I’m not afraid to admit it: I have driven a minivan for more than a decade. In fact, we bought our second Chrysler minivan a couple of years ago. And let me tell you: I’ve heard all the jokes. Yeah, I’m less of a man because I drive a minivan. I get it. Ha ha.
Hey, did any of you see Angelina Jolie in Mr. & Mrs. Smith, driving a Chrysler minivan just like she was Steve McQueen in Bullitt? That was my minivan she was driving, folks!
Anyway, riddle me this, loyal readers: Why does the minivan get such a bad rap? Why did it lose favor to the massive SUV? Why didn’t the minivan ever catch on with the cool crowd?
And if the minivan had sex appeal (and heaven knows, Angelina Jolie tried!), would Chrysler be in the position it’s in now?
If you have a minivan — or have ever driven one — tell us what you liked or didn’t like about it. If you haven’t, tell us why you’re always hatin’ on us minivan drivers!
UPDATE: There was so much interest in this topic that we created an IWitness reader photo album on minivans. Will you share your photos of your favorite minivan? I’ve got one of mine in there now. Call this a counterpoint to our “cool cars” album.


Kurt is the director of social media for the Post-Dispatch, where he has worked since August 2002. He's been a journalist since 1982, covering municipal government, courts, education and two hurricanes as a reporter before becoming an editor.
I’ve owned 3 minivans — 2 Dodge Caravans — a stubby ‘65 4-cyl and an ‘89 6-cyl — and my current ‘02 Honda Odyssey. They’ve been workhorses and I really don’t care what anyone thinks about their coolness.
Quality-wise, the Dodges don’t compare to the Honda and therein lies one big reason for Chrysler’s faiure in that catagory — something that nobody seems to want to talk about, including the Post. My ‘65 Caravan died when the head cracked at 90,000 miles on its 4-cylinder engine, ironically made in Japan. My ’89s tranmission went out at 90,000 and when I sold it with 130,000 on the odometer, the engine was burning old like gas and leaking oil from every place it could.
The Odyssey? I bought it used at 78,000 because I know it will probably get to 200,000 without major problems. Why do I believe that? Because my son’s 1990 Accord — assembled in Marysville, Ohio — just hit 230,000, and my 1996 Acura RL just turned 150,000, both with no major repairs. It’s not the fault of the guys and gals on the assembly lines. Chrysler’s ownership, management, and engineering have been asleep for years. Example: when it became known that buyers were drifting toward the Odyssey because its 3rd row seats could be stowed into the floor — a feature that the Chrysler products didn’t have at the time — Chrysler management responded with, “Yea, but our gas tank is therefore 2 gallons larger.” Now, Chryslers 3rd row seats stow in the floor — on a vehicle that will soon be lost to automotive history — while Honda and Toyota continue to crank out minivans. Good minivans.
Carlos
P.S. True, the Volkswagen Microbus was the first true minivan. The second? It was a Chevrolet Corvair Van.