Hey, hotshot! What’s wrong with the minivan anyway?
Look, I’m not afraid to admit it: I have driven a minivan for more than a decade. In fact, we bought our second Chrysler minivan a couple of years ago. And let me tell you: I’ve heard all the jokes. Yeah, I’m less of a man because I drive a minivan. I get it. Ha ha.
Hey, did any of you see Angelina Jolie in Mr. & Mrs. Smith, driving a Chrysler minivan just like she was Steve McQueen in Bullitt? That was my minivan she was driving, folks!
Anyway, riddle me this, loyal readers: Why does the minivan get such a bad rap? Why did it lose favor to the massive SUV? Why didn’t the minivan ever catch on with the cool crowd?
And if the minivan had sex appeal (and heaven knows, Angelina Jolie tried!), would Chrysler be in the position it’s in now?
If you have a minivan — or have ever driven one — tell us what you liked or didn’t like about it. If you haven’t, tell us why you’re always hatin’ on us minivan drivers!
UPDATE: There was so much interest in this topic that we created an IWitness reader photo album on minivans. Will you share your photos of your favorite minivan? I’ve got one of mine in there now. Call this a counterpoint to our “cool cars” album.


Kurt is the director of social media for the Post-Dispatch, where he has worked since August 2002. He's been a journalist since 1982, covering municipal government, courts, education and two hurricanes as a reporter before becoming an editor.
My 1996 Plymouth Grand Voyager (a Chrysler product) was in the shop 25 times in 5 years for non-recall work. Tack on another 5 or 6 recalls and I was without the van for about 3 months of use. 3 van payments right down the drain. Chrysler did NOTHING about it and they KNEW they were putting out an inferior product. This happened to ALL of the other Chrysler minivan owners we knew. Ford? Oh yeah, as Dave Sinclair says…”Follow the money trail”. What he doesn’t say is follow the money all the way into the pockets of the big-wigs who move American jobs to Mexico and Canada. At least Toyota and Honda put money INTO the American economy by building US plants and employing US workers. Ask a Ford or GM executive about all the plants they close and move to other countries — now that’s patriotism (NOT!). And even the US built “American” cars are approx. 50% foreign made parts, so what is an “American” car now anyway? When my Odyssey is still running at 250K+ miles and you’re ready to buy your third “American” minivan in the same time period, you’ll understand the difference in quality and reliability over time.