Guest Post: To Joe the Plumber from Scott the Preacher
Scott Lohse, pastor of St. Martin’s United Church of Christ in Dittmer, Mo., won our “Five Minutes with a Candidate” contest and will guest blog here through the election.
I guess you are experiencing a wildfire of instant and fleeting fame after being referred to so much in Wednesday night’s presidential campaign debate! In fact you may or may not realize this, but I just looked at the web site CafePress.com and noticed they are even selling Joe the Plumber T-shirts already.
The shirt I liked the most says, “Support Joe the Plumber because our economy is in the toilet.” A close second, however, is the shirt that says “No more drips in the White House.” I suppose you have already heard all of the plumber humor that you can bear.
You were selected as a prototypical person who might be able to succeed in your own small business if the U.S. tax code were to provide the proper climate for you. You have not made an endorsement yet in the current campaign, but you have made it pretty clear that if you ever were to earn a quarter-million dollars a year, you would not want for it to place you into a higher tax bracket.
Joe, I have to tell you that I feel your pain. I actually know a number of small business owners and they feel that a good deal of hard earned money constantly goes for operating expenses. As difficult as it can sometimes be to earn a living in this climate, I have to say that I have always subscribed to the notion that the customer is No. 1.
By that, I mean the best thing for the small business owner would be a healthy economy. That would help the greatest number of people fare well, so they have the resources they need. And they can feel like they can afford the services and goods you have to offer them.
Here is the thing Joe: I am looking for something new in the tax structure of our great nation that will stop awarding the best breaks to just a few people at the top and building on the backs of the majority.
I hope you do get your license to become a plumber Joe, and that you do make six figures.
I wish you well, but I believe that the current mess that our economy is in is due to people who already have more than they need always seeking to get more. Meanwhile, others, who cannot even afford health care and do not have any one to speak up for them, truly suffer.
Our system is broken, Joe, because the numbers of the poor and those on food stamps are growing while those who are wealthy continue to get more exclusive. Take heart, Joe, this economy is a drain on all of us.
So, here’s the question: Do you think that Americans have it within ourselves to look at the current state of affairs and ask, “What is best for everyone?” and not just, “What is best for me?”


Guest blogger Scott Lohse is the winner of our "Five Minutes with a candidate" contest and will post guest blogs through the election.
He is the pastor of St. Martin's United Church of Christ in Dittmer, Mo. He has also served United Methodist Churches in Eastern Missouri towns over the past 30 years including Kennett, Bonne Terre, Jackson, Creve Coeur and Manchester. Scott has also worked as a hospice chaplain and a radio broadcaster. He is also an amateur magician.
Scott has been married for 30 years to his wife Lin. They have three children. He is an avid reader, a news junkie, and he spends more time online than he cares to admit.
Clearly greed is not limited to Wall Street. Forget for the moment that Joe’s personal story is not true. Let’s take his predicament at face value.
Joe says he won’t buy this incredibly profitable small plumbing company because of potential tax increases. Let’s say the asking price for this company is around 2 million dollars, based on a quarter million in net profits, resulting in a nice 12.5% annual return on his investment. Since the credit markets are frozen, we will assume that Joe somehow has the two million to pay cash for the company. Joe’s not doing too badly himself.
But if he buys the company, grows it, and starts to clear over $250,000 in profits that go totally to him, he could have to pay 3 cents more in taxes on every additional dollar of profit. Now Joe could reduce his profits by hiring more employees, add health care, buy new equipment, expand a building, any number of things that would help the economy. But that’s of no concern to Joe, he just doesn’t want to lose 3 cents per dollar over the $250k he already has in his pocket. Three cents that the country will need to pay off debt, or rebuild the roads his trucks drive on. And therefore, poor Joe won’t buy the company.
Joe’s story makes a great case for what’s wrong with the trickle down, supply side mentality that he and his pals McCain and Gramm continue to support. Joe’s logic is a case of pure greed at the lowest levels.