If you’re a sports fan, there’s a most un-harmonic convergence of things happening tonight.

There’s a St. Louis Cardinals playoff game on at 5 p.m. (TBS), the St. Louis Blues hockey home opener at 7 p.m. (FSM) and the Mizzou-Nebraska game at 8 p.m. (ESPN).

Not to mention that Grey’s Anatomy fans get a new episode at 8 p.m. on ABC and NBC is offering the big Pam-Jim wedding on The Office.

So tell us if you will be tuning in to any or all of these. Which one will the DVR take care of, and which one will you watch in real time? Or are you…

It’s as if you were transported back to the dark ages – the 1990s – before you came to depend on instant messages, e-mail, Facebook, MySpace or online research. Your sit down at your computer, click on your mail or web browser icon, and nothing happens.

What do you do? Call your cable or DSL tech support? Yell at the customer service agent? Or just turn off the computer and read a good book or watch television? Or maybe actually go outside to get some yard work finished or a walk around the block?

According to today’s story, a recent study by…