How would you enforce a law against saggy trousers?
The city of Pine Lawn is taking the lead in Missouri against a scourge: They call it “sagging.” And they’re referring to saggy trousers. Exposed boxer shorts. Slack-in-the-back. They’re mad as heck and they’re not going to take it anymore in Pine Lawn.
There, it’s apparently become something of a redevelopment issue, according to our story for Wednesday’s Post-Dispatch. Consultants said the city should consider ways to repair the city’s image. Sagging came up. (Here’s an earlier version of the story from AP.)
But it’s not just a Pine Lawn issue. Across the country, cities have apparently tried to outlaw the practice. Check out this New York Times story on the trend.
Now, I’m not a big advocate of saggy pants. Neither, apparently, is the American Civil Liberties Union, which has opposed dress restrictions.
How would you do it? Whether you like it or not, can sagging be outlawed? How is this different from the outcry in previous generations over long hair? Bikinis? Mini-skirts? Hot pants? Leisure suits?
And if this tactic doesn’t work, what’s the right tactic to take if you want to curtail the practice?



Kurt is the director of social media for the Post-Dispatch, where he has worked since August 2002. He's been a journalist since 1982, covering municipal government, courts, education and two hurricanes as a reporter before becoming an editor.
The sagging pants phenomenon is one of the stupidist things of all time. Does anyone know that this fashion was started in jail intake centers, because they confiscate your belt so you don’t strangle someone or hang yourself???? We should just all wear orange jumpsuits!
Regardless, there shouldn’t be ANY laws to enforce ANY type of conservative dress code on people, no matter how hard the Republicans scream and kick in an impossible attempt to turn everyone into a square.