10.09.2008 5:46 pm
Haiku Friday: It’s time for your presidential poetry
St. Louis Post-Dispatch
I’m sorry, but the news has been too grim this week. We have had local crimes and national scandals, the Dow keeps setting new records for how low and how fast it can drop. So, frankly, I’m not in the mood on this late Thursday and Friday to stomach a serious Talk of the Day.
So, my friends, if I can’t count on you to chip in here, I’m going to be very, very disappointed!
We haven’t had a Haiku Friday for months. Let’s do it now.
The topic: The presidential campaign.
Remember the rules: Nothing dirty, and stick to the five-seven-five syllable meter.
Here’s my entry.
To some, a hero
Palin’s presence; but some say
Their campaign is fey
Kurt is the director of social media for the Post-Dispatch, where he has worked since August 2002. He's been a journalist since 1982, covering municipal government, courts, education and two hurricanes as a reporter before becoming an editor. 
There once was an old man named John.
For the White House he wanted to run.
He lost track of Osama,
And couldn’t beat Obama,
Now John’s days of capaigning are done.
(Limericks are more fun)
An anti-choice veep
Who opposes free rape kits?
Thanks, John, but no thanks.
Palin knows nothing
About the Constitution.
Puppets don’t have to.
Would Palin court picks
Destroy the Constitution?
You betcha! Wink, wink.
Do we want a murderer of un-born babies?
Do we want a man who honors life?
Do we want a man who will connect with the really bad guys?
Do we want a man who along with the smartest,more experienced to get the job DONE !!!
Put them in a sack
Shake them up and toss them out
Can’t tell the difference
Politics, Hot Air
They make lots of promises
All disappoint us.
Debates/theatrics
Try to manipulate us
No real explaining
Who to vote for now?
The lesser of two evils
I think that’s McCain.
distortion, lies, fame
American destruction
who’s to blame? McCain
We believe Barry
Recites “Allah is supreme”
But “Jesus” he means.
Emails Odinga
Barrack Africa forwards
Shariah us t’wards.