05.06.2008 12:15 am
SLU of potties
A spirited round of birdlining tonight… After all, it’s not often we’re handed such rich subject matter. Our story examines the grand old issue of “potty parity,” and finds that SLU’s new arena has an overabundance of women’s facilities. State law requires that men’s and women’s fixtures be even-steven.
Bird line suggestions:
- Flush with controversy
- Bowl Games
- Tanks and no tanks
- Stadium seating
- Put a lid on it
- Best seats in the house
The copy desk’s personal favorite, a late entry, or “zinger”: Flush, flush sweet Charlotte
… and the winner: SLU of potties
