Ready for a second-grade joke? If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring? Pilgrims!

The April (and now May) showers we’ve had are also bringing flooding, which has been good for companies that waterproof basements. (Not so good…

Rain, rain, go away, the Cardinals want to play today.

Spring actually kicked off on March 20, but it’s finally starting to feel like spring. Take advantage of the spring weather, and plan your landscaping.

Today’s Bird line suggestions:
• How does your garden grow?
• The big dig
• Dirty…

The snow is supposed to fly again this morning. (Wasn’t it almost 80 on Sunday?) In preparation, today’s Bird line suggestions:
• Say it ain’t snow
•Can you dig it?
• The snow must go on
• Inching toward spring…

Other schools may have called a snow day yesterday, but not St. Margaret of Scotland School. So we sent the Weatherbird to school, too.

But find something to say about the weather two consecutive days? No problem for our expert…

A day of snow and sleet left streets slick and schools closed. There’s more on the way: Snow, freezing rain and sleet are forecast until noon.

Today’s suggested Bird lines:
• Chill out
• Slideshow
• Slippery slope
• Slip slidin’…