10.21.2009 11:26 am
George W. Bush signs on as motivational speaker
St. Louis Post-Dispatch
Talking Points Memo reports that former President George W. Bush has signed on as a motivational speaker.
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An ad on getmotivated.com touts Bush as the “special guest speaker” for the “Get Motivated Business Seminar” Oct. 26 in Fort Worth, Texas.
Bush headlines a lineup of Colin Powell, Terry Bradshaw, Zig Ziglar, Robert Schuller, Tamara Lowe, Rick Belluzzo and Rudy Giuliani. The ad indicates that tickets are $19 and that businesses can send their entire office for that price.
The getmotivate.com site says there will be a repeat performance Dec. 2 in San Antonio.
Steve Parker is the deputy managing editor for news, and oversees the Post-Dispatch's front page. STLtoday's online news editors are on his newsroom team. Parker has been at the paper since September 1980. 
I’m sure there are plenty of countries out there that need motivation in starting unsubstantiated wars.
With Obama’s unemployment / underemployment / no-longer-looking rate of 16%, $19 is very affordable.
http://www.youtube.com/v/3Fg1rP4yIhw&hl=en&fs=1&
Sounds like a Billy Mays commercial on TV.
For the low,low price of just $19.00 and no change, a chance to visit and shake hands with the former leader of the free world!
You can bring the whole office gang , for this low price, hell - bring your estranged mother-in-law, and your good for nothing brother-in-law too!
But wait!… for no extra charge you’ll get the ex-Mayor of NY, the ex speaker to the U.N. on Weapons of Mass Destruction,and other people whose names you never heard before.
…just pay shipping and handling
But wait, we’ll throw in a repeat performance San Antonio!
…just pay shipping and handling
ROFLMAO-what next? Rush Limbaugh on a speaking tour about how to keep a marriage together….Sarah Palin teaching debate to high-schoolers….Karl Rove discussing “Ethics in Political Communications”….Rod Blagojevich talking about ETHICS in government…oh this is rich.
Do these fools not see the irony in this? The only people that Bush motivates are moronic simpletons.
Here’s some topics Bush could speak to:
“How to loot the National Wealth”
“How to attack and occupy sovereign nations w/o provocation or justification”
“How to broker the largest transfer of wealth in World History”
“How to remain a War Criminal on the loose”
“How to launch False Flag attacks on your own countrymen”
“How to be Israel’s lackey and foot soldier”
“How to break over 568 laws and use the American Constitution as toilet paper”