If you have spent $250 already on Sony’s new PSP Go handheld gaming system, Game Guy feels sorry for you.

He did, and he’s feeling plenty sorry for himself.

Because ever since Game Guy got a Go when it debuted Thursday, he has…

Back when Game Guy was Game Boy, LEGOs were among his toys of choice. And not those narrowly focused theme packs, either; the plain old LEGOs packaged in a tall can or big flat box were atop everything else in his…

If you’ve wondered where Game Guy has been the past couple of days, and even if you haven’t, here’s the explanation: technical difficulties.

First, his main computer crashed, dead. In fact, he just finished digging the hole in his back yard…

furlough [fur-loh] n. — a usually temporary layoff from work

Sometimes the business of journalism is just that, business.

At Game Guy HQ, managed by the Post-Dispatch and its parent company, Lee Enterprises, business is coming before pleasure for the game players around…

Yes, this is Game Guy, relaxing on a Sunday evening with an easy, no-pressure game of Tetris.

In his dreams.

On this Christmas Day, the Game Guy blog wishes everyone out there a happy and joyous holiday. So, don’t read, play — and have a great day.

Thanks to budget cuts here at Game Guy HQ, the staff is shrinking somewhat.

“Somewhat” is the operative term; the total staff has gone from a cast of thousands to just one.

Me.

So now, instead of seeing the words “us” or “we”…