The only pirate around here is Franken, hijacking the election. Count all the votes? Yep. More like FIND all the votes. Just today, they found another 37 votes for Franken that somehow just never got counted before. When it’s all over, he won’t be a Senator … and everyone will think he’s a jerk. Have a nice life, loser!

Why are you blaming Franken? It’s a mandatory recount according to Minn.. Both sides-both sides-are challenging ballots and counts. It’s automatic.

Franken is lawyering it to death, and Democrats have hinted that even if the recount goes for Coleman, they may override the result in the Senate and seat Franken anyway. With the Republican win in Georgia, that is unlikely to happen, since the outcome is now of much less consequence. But Franken, and his friends in the Senate, have made it clear they’ll hit as low as they need to if they need the win.