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12.31.2008 9:00 pm

American History 2008: a quick quiz

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The suspicion here is that 100 or so years from now, the year 2008 will be one of those dates that students of American history have to memorize — like 1492, 1776, 1861 and 1941. Editorial writers in 2109 will be shocked that students don’t know the year that America elected its first African-American president and that the U.S. economy was brought to its knees.

We thought we’d get a jump on things by preparing the following quiz for students of the future. Clip and save in a family time capsule. Your heirs will thank you. (Or they will remember you with bemused annoyance.)

So get out those No. 2 pencils and scrawl all over your computer screens:

1. Which of the following was NOT a disaster?
a. The Rams season
b. Spring floods
c. The Highway 40 reconstruction
d. Kenny Hulshof’s gubernatorial campaign

2. Who finished fourth in the 2008 Iowa Republican Presidential Caucus?
a. John McCain
b. Mike Huckabee
c. Fred Thompson
d. Mitt Romney

3. His daughter’s use of what car helped St. Louis Police Chief Joe Mokwa lose his job:
a. Mercedes Benz 500 SL
b. Lexus LS430
c. Lamborghini Murcielago
d. Dodge Neon

4. What reason did Missouri Gov. Matt Blunt cite for not seeking reelection?
a. Wanted to spend more time with his family
b. Distractions of the e-mail investigation
c. Had accomplished his major goals
d. Dream job waiting in the auto salvage business

5. The area dog that won the 2008 Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show was:
a. Quentin, a Basenji
b. Uno, a beagle
c. Logan, a Jack Russell terrier
d. Ch. Foofaw of Shadowbrook Farms, a Pekinese

6. What was Archibishop Raymond Burke’s beef with SLU basketball coach Rick Majerus?
a. His support for Hillary Clinton, a pro-choice candidate.
b. His collection of Sheryl Crow CDs.
c. His overreliance on the pick-and-roll.
d. He ate the last slab of ribs at Pappy’s Barbecue.

7. What finally caused Hillary Clinton to quit her presidential bid?
a. Barack Obama won enough delegates to win.
b. She ran out of money.
c. She wanted to spend more time with her family.
d. She quit?

8. What did the St. Charles City Council do about Sarah, the potbellied pig?
a. Invited her to a luau
b. Welcomed her as a family pet
c. Made her official city mascot
d. Ran her out of town

9. Which of the following titles can St. Louis no longer claim?
a. “Home of the Bowling Hall of Fame”
b. “World headquarters of Anheuser-Busch”
c. “Home of The Sporting News”
d. “America’s Most Dangerous City”
e. All of the above.

10. In 2008, St. Louis got a:
a. New fire chief
b. New police chief
c. New Rams coach
d. All of the above

11. What, according to Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich, is “a —-ing valuable thing. You just don’t give it away for nothing!”
a. A new Mississippi River bridge
b. Barack Obama’s Senate seat
c. His Ernie Banks souvenir jersey
d. His Paul Mitchell Model 413 Sculpting Hairbrush

12. In her campaign for the GOP gubernatorial nomination, Missouri Treasurer Sarah Steelman ran a TV commercial accusing her opponent of:
a. Having an extravagant wine cellar
b. Voting to let Medicaid pay for Viagra
c. Supporting a French-style bicycle race
d. Hating ethanol

13. A federal judge ruled that a Missouri prison inmate once caught with a collection of Adolf Hitler photos and an SS tattoo has the right to:
a. Hang a poster of Eva Braun in his cell
b. Keep his copy of “Mein Kampf”
c. Be served kosher meals
d. Wear a toothbrush mustache

Match the following candidates for “Quote of the Year” with the person who uttered them:
14. “In this case, it’s good to be average.”

15. “We’re encouraging strategic coverage.”

16. “You don’t have the right to go into public places. Public places are not public. They’re private.”

17. “The gloves are off with the saggy pants.”

a. Pine Lawn Police Chief Rickey Collins on his city’s dress code
b. Lawyer Elbert Walton Jr. on his critics at Northeast Fire District meetings
c. Economist Jack Strauss on how St. Louis will fare in the economic downturn
d. Mariah Pittman, organizer of the Naked Bike Ride at Tower Grove Park

Answers: 1. c; 2. a; 3. d; 4. c; 5. b; 6. a; 7. a; 8. d; 9. e; 10. d; 11. b; 12. b; 13. c; 14. c; 15. d; 16. b; 17. a.

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Add this question:

18. What was the significance of Barack Obama’s Presidential election?
a. First non-natural born US citizen to hold the office.
b. First person to buy the Presidency.
c. First black to hold the office.
d. Second President to lead the country into a Great Depression.
e. All of the above.

Answer: e

Of course we all know of the significance of a. It caused a rewrite of the Constitution and allowed Aaaahnold to win the election in 2012.

— Think|
7:45 am January 2nd, 2009

Always love your contributions Think!. Isn’t it funny how BO just spent two weeks at a luxury home and the media, one, had no problem with that while the rest of us are suffering and GWB was attacked for vacationing on his ranch in Texas. And second, you’d think with all that time BO would have had time to pick up his real birth certificate which is presently under lockdown by order of the governor and the huge number of media were certainly all over this story while in Hawaii. Not! And of course the media failed to mention the protestors BO incurred yesterday and also that it was illegal for him to throw his grandma’s ashes off a cliff in Hawaii as an environmental hazzard - whatever you do media, don’t tip off those enviromentalists of his misdeed.

Once again, media, terrific job. Does anyone else wonder if this is an omen of what kind of media coverage BO is going to get while in office? I predict the coverage will be glowing as usual for the first four years in order to ensure his second term and them not wanting egg on their faces for having contributed heavily to his election by filtering our news heavily of any negative Obama coverage.

Yes, 2008 was a stellar year for the media.

— A CENTRIST
8:20 am January 2nd, 2009

As usual the neo-con-complainers are out in their uninformed and misremembered force.
“18. What was the significance of Barack Obama’s Presidential election?
a. First non-natural born US citizen to hold the office.
b. First person to buy the Presidency.
c. First black to hold the office.
d. Second President to lead the country into a Great Depression.
e. All of the above.

Answer: e”
Braack! Wrong answer.
a. is wrong , because despite your fervent and deluded desire otherwise, it is not true.
b. is wrong because you have forgot about Reagan, Bush 1 and Bush 2, of course they got all of their money from the “right” people.
c. is true
d. is wrong because it is the current President Bush whose “leadership” has brought us into this “depression”, although many of your own people are calling it a “recession”. But hey, I understand your desire, Bush himself is blaming Clinton, even after 8 years.

“Isn’t it funny how BO just spent two weeks at a luxury home and the media, one, had no problem with that while the rest of us are suffering and GWB was attacked for vacationing on his ranch in Texas.”

Could this be due to the fact that President Bush is the President up until noon on Inauguaration Day? Hard to blame President-Elect Obama for taking a vacation to rest up for the job he is assuming on Inauguaration Day, but then reason and compassion are not necessarily expect from such as you.

By the way, where is the follow-up coverage of Gov. Palin’s daughter’s fiance’s Mother and her drug arest? Or how about Gov. Blunt’s new job and his financial records? Or how the RNC has someone who is seeking the chairmanship whose robes are still in the laundry after the last KKK meeting? Or aobut the failure of the so-called “conservative” wing of the Republican party to acknowledge that it was their philosophy and record that helped McCain to lose the election? I agree, the media need to do more in depth coverage of these and other issue.

— RHarnack
1:38 pm January 2nd, 2009

RHarnack,

You are a little off on your facts.

18a — Show me your proof that he was actually born in Hawaii. That means, show me the birth certificate that lists his date, time, parents and hospital of birth. You don’t have it, so you cannot be so sure. I’ll believe Barack’s own grandmother who said she witnessed his birth in Kenya. If Barack is allowed to take the oath without proving his natural born citizenship, then he is paving the way for a constitutional crisis.
18b — Almost $1 billion to spend on a Presidential campaign! Maybe you can point out where Reagan, Bush, Bush outspent their candidates 9-1. Obama has a lot of favors to pay back when he takes office.
18d — We are in a recession for many reasons, part of it is Bush’s fault, part of it is Congress’ fault. Barack will take us into a Depression with his tax hikes on corporations and individuals. He will take us into a Depression with his oppressive environmental regulations that will cripple industry and impose a nice little gas tax on everyone (who’s greedy now?)

I don’t have a problem with Barack’s vacation to Hawaii. It is well earned, and it is a good time to re-energize before taking office. He will need that in order to dive into the problems he faces. However, the media should have held him accountable for the public money spent on the trip and the environmental irresponsibility of his method of travel. Was he using the millions left over from his campaign to buy carbon credits? Did all the left-wing media do the same? Once again, it is do as I say, not as I do.

— Think|
6:21 pm January 2nd, 2009

Oh, lookie! Twisted, you far right wing fascist racist corporatist Brown Shirt weblog echochambering yobbo yapper, you! You gota new buddy what calls her/himself “ThinkL” or some such nonsense.

Maybe you two can get together and swap left wing media conspiracy theories, the latest on Rush Limbaugh’s Oxycontin and Viagra addictions, and maybe get lucky so you’re not such bitter ones!

My prediction for 2009 is that the new righty words will be “the emerging socialism of the Obama administration” and will be used about anything that doesn’t screw the middle class, restores our honor at home or abroad, and makes corporations-especially energy and financial institutions- more accountable and transparent.

— Tim Hogan
3:05 am January 3rd, 2009