American History 2008: a quick quiz
The suspicion here is that 100 or so years from now, the year 2008 will be one of those dates that students of American history have to memorize — like 1492, 1776, 1861 and 1941. Editorial writers in 2109 will be shocked that students don’t know the year that America elected its first African-American president and that the U.S. economy was brought to its knees.
We thought we’d get a jump on things by preparing the following quiz for students of the future. Clip and save in a family time capsule. Your heirs will thank you. (Or they will remember you with bemused annoyance.)
So get out those No. 2 pencils and scrawl all over your computer screens:
1. Which of the following was NOT a disaster?
a. The Rams season
b. Spring floods
c. The Highway 40 reconstruction
d. Kenny Hulshof’s gubernatorial campaign
2. Who finished fourth in the 2008 Iowa Republican Presidential Caucus?
a. John McCain
b. Mike Huckabee
c. Fred Thompson
d. Mitt Romney
3. His daughter’s use of what car helped St. Louis Police Chief Joe Mokwa lose his job:
a. Mercedes Benz 500 SL
b. Lexus LS430
c. Lamborghini Murcielago
d. Dodge Neon
4. What reason did Missouri Gov. Matt Blunt cite for not seeking reelection?
a. Wanted to spend more time with his family
b. Distractions of the e-mail investigation
c. Had accomplished his major goals
d. Dream job waiting in the auto salvage business
5. The area dog that won the 2008 Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show was:
a. Quentin, a Basenji
b. Uno, a beagle
c. Logan, a Jack Russell terrier
d. Ch. Foofaw of Shadowbrook Farms, a Pekinese
6. What was Archibishop Raymond Burke’s beef with SLU basketball coach Rick Majerus?
a. His support for Hillary Clinton, a pro-choice candidate.
b. His collection of Sheryl Crow CDs.
c. His overreliance on the pick-and-roll.
d. He ate the last slab of ribs at Pappy’s Barbecue.
7. What finally caused Hillary Clinton to quit her presidential bid?
a. Barack Obama won enough delegates to win.
b. She ran out of money.
c. She wanted to spend more time with her family.
d. She quit?
8. What did the St. Charles City Council do about Sarah, the potbellied pig?
a. Invited her to a luau
b. Welcomed her as a family pet
c. Made her official city mascot
d. Ran her out of town
9. Which of the following titles can St. Louis no longer claim?
a. “Home of the Bowling Hall of Fame”
b. “World headquarters of Anheuser-Busch”
c. “Home of The Sporting News”
d. “America’s Most Dangerous City”
e. All of the above.
10. In 2008, St. Louis got a:
a. New fire chief
b. New police chief
c. New Rams coach
d. All of the above
11. What, according to Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich, is “a —-ing valuable thing. You just don’t give it away for nothing!”
a. A new Mississippi River bridge
b. Barack Obama’s Senate seat
c. His Ernie Banks souvenir jersey
d. His Paul Mitchell Model 413 Sculpting Hairbrush
12. In her campaign for the GOP gubernatorial nomination, Missouri Treasurer Sarah Steelman ran a TV commercial accusing her opponent of:
a. Having an extravagant wine cellar
b. Voting to let Medicaid pay for Viagra
c. Supporting a French-style bicycle race
d. Hating ethanol
13. A federal judge ruled that a Missouri prison inmate once caught with a collection of Adolf Hitler photos and an SS tattoo has the right to:
a. Hang a poster of Eva Braun in his cell
b. Keep his copy of “Mein Kampf”
c. Be served kosher meals
d. Wear a toothbrush mustache
Match the following candidates for “Quote of the Year” with the person who uttered them:
14. “In this case, it’s good to be average.”
15. “We’re encouraging strategic coverage.”
16. “You don’t have the right to go into public places. Public places are not public. They’re private.”
17. “The gloves are off with the saggy pants.”
a. Pine Lawn Police Chief Rickey Collins on his city’s dress code
b. Lawyer Elbert Walton Jr. on his critics at Northeast Fire District meetings
c. Economist Jack Strauss on how St. Louis will fare in the economic downturn
d. Mariah Pittman, organizer of the Naked Bike Ride at Tower Grove Park
Answers: 1. c; 2. a; 3. d; 4. c; 5. b; 6. a; 7. a; 8. d; 9. e; 10. d; 11. b; 12. b; 13. c; 14. c; 15. d; 16. b; 17. a.


Add this question:
18. What was the significance of Barack Obama’s Presidential election?
a. First non-natural born US citizen to hold the office.
b. First person to buy the Presidency.
c. First black to hold the office.
d. Second President to lead the country into a Great Depression.
e. All of the above.
Answer: e
Of course we all know of the significance of a. It caused a rewrite of the Constitution and allowed Aaaahnold to win the election in 2012.