Potty mouths: Missouri House GOP tells 2-year-olds to hold it.
Buried deep in Missouri House Bill 20, one of 22 appropriations bills that outline how state money will be spent next year, is a $1.6 million appropriation for the care of foster kids in the custody of the Children’s Division of the Department of Social Services.
Among the things the money would pay for are diapers for 2-year-olds. Currently the state cuts off the diaper allowance when children reach the age of 2, the unstated policy of the state of Missouri apparently being that children should be potty-trained by then.
HB 20 would give those toddlers and their foster parents, who already have enough stresses in their lives, another year to get it right. It also would raise the clothing allowance for older kids from about 40 percent of what the federal government recommends to about 65 percent.
HB 20 would pay for this with federal money: $329,000 in child care funds and $1.3 million from the Federal Budget Stabilization Fund, the federal “stimulus fund” you’ve heard so much about.
But now, thanks to the Missouri House Republican caucus, there’s some question about whether HB 20 will pass, at least in its current form. The Republicans last week decided they would rather give $1 billion of the stimulus funds back to taxpayers — half a billion in each of the next two years.
This would be accomplished by reducing the 6 percent state income tax to 5.5 percent for two years. If you pay your taxes through withholding, as most people do, you’d get a few bucks extra each week.
For example, if you’re married with three kids and make $45,000 a year, you’d see about $2.71 extra in your paycheck each week. You could have something from the value menu at McDonald’s. Meanwhile, 2-year-old foster kids would be wet.
Certainly there’s room for legitimate debate about using stimulus funds to buy diapers. There’s no room for debate about the state’s responsibility to care for neglected and abandoned children. It traditionally has done so in a mean and penurious manner.
But telling 2-year-olds they have to hold it? Is this the sort of society we want to live in?
At least when the stimulus funds were dropped in their laps, Speaker Ron Richard, R-Joplin, and Appropriations Chairman Allen Icet, R-Wildwood, responded to a need. But the GOP caucus wasn’t happy with some of the ways Mr. Icet’s committee proposed spending stimulus money.
Indeed, the diapers are but a small fraction of the cuts. Big-ticket items in the committee bills also would be eliminated — $20 million in funding to restore some of the cuts in Metro transit service in St. Louis, construction projects at state colleges and universities and a host of others. All would have put people back to work and kept to the intent of the federal stimulus bill.
Make no mistake: What the House GOP has done is political grandstanding at its worst, embarrassing and shameful. The state Senate must exercise its traditional role as the grown-up chamber of the Legislature, making sure the state’s money and the stimulus money are spent fairly and effectively.
Those 2-year-olds are not the only people in Missouri who need to be changed.




Smells like lawmakers are getting their, ugh, crap together. Makes sense to up the diaper detail up to 3 years of age…this bill passes the smell test…pardon the bun pun, please.
Kids should be trained by 2 years old. We have a bunch of lazy parents.
I am just thankful that Missouri legislators aren’t going on a drunken spending spree like their counterparts in Washington D.C.
………….If one ever sought out an experienced expert on “embarrassing and shameful…political grandstanding at it’s worst”, the Post Dispatch Editorial Board would be a great teacher.
What really disgusts me about people with children is how they’ll leave the filled diaper in a parking lot or in a shopping cart. Completely disgusting! Are we supposed to think “Oh look, precious poo from a little Darling!” I say if you get caught dumping your child’s feces in a parking lot or some other inappropriate way that you spend 90 days or more in jail!
We tried and tried with our 2yr old to potty train, going through all the motions, but still had to use diapers. Then one day, when she was about 2 and a half, she decided to start going at her own pace. Simply put, not all kids are ready to go when it is convienient for you.
I just want my hard-earned money back. The Democrats in the City of St. Louis rob people of their money plus more as per an earning tax, and it’s still a slum. And my hard-earned money going to some bum who can’t teach his kid how to properly poop? This article smells of liberal fecal material.
I just would like to know if this report in “Fired Up” is true regarding Speaker Ron Richard and the stimulous money? And if so, we truly have strange crazy people running this State.
http://www.firedupmissouri.com/content/ron-richard-opens-mouth-inserts-foot
Penny wise and pound foolish, so they say.
Big deal.. so potty train them. Its not the end of the world. Every year parents wait longer and longer to potty train. JUST DO IT. Take charge of the situation and train them or buy the diapers yourself. Your choice. In the scope of tragic events that could happen or have already happened to that child being potty trained at 2 isnt all that tragic at all.