AIG bonuses are a Lewinsky moment
As he often does, the comedian Andy Borowitz nailed it Monday on his online satire site, BorowitzReport.com:
In New Terror Video, AIG Demands Huge Ransom from U.S.
Shadowy Group Seeks Bonuses, Golf Retreats
American intelligence experts…




Seldom, if ever, has the American economy gone through a week like the one just passed.
It would have been a shame if the first presidential debate had been postponed. The televised meeting between Sens. John McCain and Barack Obama restored a sense of gravitas to the 2008 presidential campaign after a week in which it turned…
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No, but you . . . you . . . you’re thinking of this place all wrong — as if I had the money back in a safe. The money’s not here. Your money’s in Joe’s house, right next to…