Attack of the Dolphins
Finally, the Patriots may have lost their air of invincibility. Finally, the demise of quarterback Tom Brady allowed an opponent to penetrate their championship aura.
The Dolphins, of all teams, blew up Bill Belichick’s team. Miami dusted off elements of the old “single wing” offense and snapped the ball directly to running back Ronnie Brown, who ran for four touchdowns and threw for a fifth.
“I don’t know why in the world we couldn’t stop that play. They just came in and beat our butts,” Patriots hit man Rodney Harrison said. “You’ve got a bitter taste in your mouth. The only way to get rid of that bitterness is to come in and work hard. You get bitter and you get better.”
(Words to live by, for sure. Can somebody explain that concept to the Rams?)
Miami’s 38-13 victory in Foxborough snapped New England’s 21-game regular season winning streak. Boston Globe columnist Dan Shaughnessy had this take:
“Pigs can fly. Massachusetts might vote Republican. A sportswriter will turn down a free meal. We live in an alternative universe today. Anything is possible. We know this because of what we witnessed yesterday at Gillette Stadium. The Patriots lost. Actually, it was more than that. The Patriots were humiliated in their crib of domination. They were routed by the moribund Miami Dolphins . . .They were booed off their own field.”
So if you’re at a drug store today, you might want to pick up a sympathy card for Belichick. It’s a been a while since he felt how the other half lives.
MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE
Questions to ponder while waiting for the Rams to reel in Julius Jones:
- Did the Seahawks spray their running backs with Pam? Why was it so impossible to wrap those guys up?
- If the Rams couldn’t cover the emergency fill-in receivers, what are they going to do against Lee Evans, Terrell Owens, Randy Moss, Larry Fitzgerald and Anquan Boldin?
- Is it possible that there really wasn’t life after Brandon Chillar for the Rams?
QUIPS ‘R US
Here is what some of America’s leading sports pundits have been writing:
Pat Forde, ESPN.com, on the Ryder Cup: “The sport’s supercilious image was dealt a populist blow by this American Ryder Cup team, specifically (Boo) Weekley and his country cousins, Kenny Perry and J.B. Holmes. Ain’t a silver spoon among ‘em, except in their tackle boxes. The combined population of Weekley’s hometown (Milton, Fla.), Perry’s hometown (Franklin, Ky.) and Holmes’ hometown (Campbellsville, Ky.) is roughly 28,000. Their combined record in this Ryder Cup: a dominant 6-1-3. Their combined record on Sunday, with the Cup up for grabs: 3-0. They grew up small-town humble, and went on to become three guys who can hit the hell out of the golf ball. Bring them together, wrap them in the flag, put them on Southern soil and watch them turn this hillbilly hoedown into an international beatdown.”
Scott Ostler, San Francisco Chronicle: “Whatever happens to the 49ers the rest of the season, they must find a way to keep Mike Martz next year. Call it the Curse of Martz, look what happened to the last two teams that fired the man.”
Dan Daly, Washington Times: “Did you see Michael Beasley has been fined for that hotel room episode at the NBA’s rookie symposium, the one reportedly involving women, the smell of marijuana and fellow first-round picks Mario Chalmers and Darrell Arthur? What, the league just discovered now that Beasley was there? Nobody noticed the gigantic pair of sneakers sticking out from underneath the bed?”
Mike Lupica, New York Daily News: “It turned out that Padraig Harrington filled the major-champion void in golf that Mickelson was supposed to, well, Phil.”
Greg Cote, Miami Herald: “Parting thought: Syracuse unveiled a bronze statue honoring 1950s football star Ernie Davis, the first black Heisman winner. One problem. Davis is shown in a modern uniform, including cleats with a Nike swoosh. Cannot confirm the sculptor is working on a statue of Abraham Lincoln listening to an iPod.”
Mike Bianchi, Orlando Sentinel: “Incredibly, Dallas Mavericks star Josh Howard was caught on a cellphone video saying he doesn’t respect our national anthem for racial reasons. While attending a charity flag football game hosted by Allen Iverson, the national anthem was being played when Howard said indignantly into the camera, ‘The Star Spangled Banner is going on. I don’t celebrate this [expletive]. I’m black.’ As long as we’re talking color, Mr. NBA multi-millionaire, I hope you’re happy with all that green you make in America for being able to bounce a stupid ball.”
Norman Chad, syndicated columnist, on Lance Armstrong’s comeback: “If you’re out there listening, Lance, I have two words for you: We just don’t care that much. (Okay, that’s six words.) You’re riding a bike, across France, in a doped-up sport, on a network nobody’s ever heard of. Good luck and God speed.”
MEGAPHONE
“I feel like a dog that somebody done stuck a needle to and it juiced me up like I’ve been running around a greyhound track chasing one of them bunnies.”
The great Boo Weekley, on his Ryder Cup antics.
MORE BOO WEEKLEY


How will the NFL survive now that the Patriots have lost a game?
Another sign that the NFL does not like St. Louis – with all of the early games available, we have to watch the Chiefs? I know it is a regional thing but how much bad football can one city be exposed to?
We are now at the point of no return. Not only do the coach and GM go after next week, Haslett should not be allowed to finish either. He has packed it in. What happened to all of the different formations and blitz packages that were such a big part of last year?
This team should start cutting players also. Can anyone name 10 players that you really want on this roster? I’ll be glad to start – Hall, Pisa, Hill, Bartell, Barron and that is just the beginning. If the Rams are going to get hammered, get hammered with players that will put forth some sort of effort. The underachieving HAS to be addressed and now.
S.W. - I’m sorry, I cannot name 10 “players” on the Rams roster I would keep. I honestly believe that a corpse could block better than Alex Barron and at least the corpse wouldn’t jump offside. Ty Hill should be able to find work as a comedian because what he is doing at the cornerback position is laughable. I could go on and on but frankly, I’m tired of the Rams circus.
Hill…Barron…it is safe to say are both bust’s. Wow, why don’t the Rams trade down to pick a corner?? Two things…1) Rams got the wrong one, he is over in SD picking off 10 and going to the pro bowl. 2) Rams missed out on getting Cutler. That should go down as the biggest bonehead move of all time.
The first to go from this mess should be the ones who are are in charge of drafting. I agree with Sailor, but Hill should of never been put in a spot at being a 1st round draft pick. All I ever heard was how Marts was so bad…well…I would take him back in a second.
I was actually happy the Chiefs were on, (although I agree with SW, why should we have to be exposed to the two worst teams in the NFL), for I wanted to see USA win the Ryder Cup.
“Norman Chad, syndicated columnist, on Lance Armstrong’s comeback: ‘If you’re out there listening, Lance, I have two words for you: We just don’t care that much.’”
There somewhere over 100 million active bicycle riders in the U.S. And that many or more interested in bicycle racing.
The fact that bicycle racing fan base has almost zero intersection with the pro football fan base (and commentator base) is a major plus for the sport, not a negative.
(Not that there is anything wrong with being a football fan! But bicycling is a sport reaching out to a whole different audience with a message of sports and fitness. That can only be a good thing . . . )
Cardinals gave up and Rams never showed up so here is what concerns me about the Blues:
I read recently that they want to focus on defense. Great, 26th (out of 30) in scoring and the worst power play in the league and they are worried about defense.
Where is the outrage regarding numb-nuts damaging his knee while getting out of a golf cart? I hope he wasn’t drinking, he may be permanently damaged. Also, it would not surprise if there is an obscure league rule which states that if he misses more than half the season he becomes property of the New Jersey Devils.
“Where is the outrage regarding numb-nuts damaging his knee while getting out of a golf cart?” Dude, it was an accident. Lay off the kid. At least he didn’t cut himself with a knife like numbnutz Mike Metheny…
ez money -
why should we be outraged at Erik Johnson for a freak injury? And he was seen walking around on Friday night with no assistance - so chances are he is fine.
Get off Johnson for the injury….
It not like when the “Fastest” man in baseball got ran over by a 5mph tarp… Way to go Vince Coleman….
(I really miss Whitey-ball, and Coleman, Smith, McGee, and Pendleton…)