How does anybody on the West Coast ever avoid spoilers? I’m in Los Angeles, where the TV Critics Association’s summer press tour started today, and rushed back to the room at 9 p.m. Pacific time to watch the “Hell’s Kitchen” finale.…

Wow, they really had to pad this thing to manage a two-part season finale. All the recaps at the start, and again in the middle, plus the completely extraneous trip to New York. Can you imagine anything Christina and Petrozza…

What not to do in “Hell’s Kitchen” — burn chef Ramsey. Twice. And that’s what Christina did in tonight’s episode (although I exaggerated today in saying EMS was called. Turned out all he needed was some cold water, even though…

Our girl Christina had a very good night on what I’m forced to think of as a buxom-beauties edition of “Hell’s Kitchen.” She won the first challenge, successfully teaching a “housewife” (and I can’t imagine where they found all these…

And it’s not called Hell’s Kitchen. The grand opening of the London West Hollywood was Wednesday night, as reported below by the AP. (Pictured: Gordon and Tana Ramsay at the opening, from Getty Images.)

That’s the restaurant where the “Hell’s…

They are jackhammering on my block, and the whole house is shaking — much worse than the recent earthquakes. Ameren contractors are burying a power line  that serves the streetlights and has kept going out. (This is the same work that…