Warren Sapp, ‘Dancing’ king
Wow, everybody (make that almost everybody) sucked on Monday’s “Dancing With the Stars.” The rumba is apparently really, really hard, and the pasa doble — which always makes me think of ice dancers Torvill and Dean at the Olympics — may be even harder. Some of the performances were actually painful, and I was forced to FF a lot. Brooke Burke wowed the judges (I’m still not sure why she’s a “star,” though), but I’m sticking with my Warren Sapp pick. He was amazing!
Who’ll be eliminated tonight? I don’t think it will be that spunky Cloris Leachman, even though her scores scraped the bottom. At this point, familiarity is as important as talent. If I got to vote, I might eliminate Misty May-Treanor, who is so awkward, it’s hard for me to watch.


Kim Kardishian was painful to watch. She should be voted off tonight. It appeared that she didn’t enjoy herself at all.