What a bizarre, wacky, potentially wonderful season of “DWTS” this is shaping up to be. If she doesn’t break a hip, I could actually see Cloris Leachman winning, just because it’s so incredible that she’s even out there. And Warren Sapp? Could he be our new champion? He’s not just light on his feet; he’s Mr. Twinkle Toes. And yes, five hours of “DWTS” in one week is overkill. But something like 18 million of us are managing; the new season has finished first in its time slot by a mile, both nights.