From The Associated Press: A 49-year-old Wisconsin woman dialed 911 last week to report a drunk driver.  When the dispatcher asked if she was following the driver, she told him she was the driver.

When President Obama was chatting off the record with a CNBC reporter before an interview, the president had a few choice words — actually, one choice word — for Kanye West.

There’s nothing more terrifying than a gang of rollerskating babies. Here, the AP goes behind the scenes of Evian’s viral phenomenon.

Here’s the original ad.

And here’s a link to Evian’s YouTube channel, with more creepy dancing-baby videos.

From The Associated Press:

Us Weekly magazine has obtained video it says shows never-before-seen footage of Michael Jackson’s head catching on fire during filming of his 1984 Pepsi commercial.

Jackson suffered severe burns after a pyrotechnics mishap caused his hair and scalp to catch afire. Still photos of the accident have been seen before, but the new video on Us Weekly’s Web site shows the moment Jackson’s hair caught on fire and the top of his head became engulfed in flames.

The Associated Press reports:

Video of “Britain’s Got Talent” contestant Susan Boyle has taken the Interwebs by storm over the past week. If you missed her sensational TV performance, you can catch it here.

From an article today by the London Telegraph:

Boyle is 47, unemployed, perpetually single and lives alone with her cat, Pebbles, in Bathgate, West Lothian — a town apparently dubbed “a dump” by “Britain’s Got Talent” judge Piers Morgan. Boyle’s sunny (if gauche) demeanour masks a sad life: The youngest of nine, she was deprived of oxygen at birth, which led to learning difficulties and, as a result, a childhood marred by�

The Associated Press reports:

A family friend says Eartha Kitt, a sultry singer, dancer and actress who rose from South Carolina cotton fields to become an international symbol of elegance and sensuality, has died. She was 81. Andrew Freedman says Kitt died Thursday of colon cancer and was recently treated at Columbia Presbyterian Hospital in New York. Kitt, a self-proclaimed “sex kitten” famous for her catlike purr, was one of America’s most versatile performers, winning two Emmys and getting a third nomination. She also was nominated for two Tony Awards and a Grammy.

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Rapper Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em (worst name ever, IMHO) has decided he wants to be a role model for the youngsters out there. No more vulgar language, he vows.