07.30.2009 1:02 pm

Listen to these scary babies sing

St. Louis Post-Dispatch

Absolutely terrifying.

Babies exhausted from selling Evian, rollerskating

St. Louis Post-Dispatch

There’s nothing more terrifying than a gang of rollerskating babies. Here, the AP goes behind the scenes of Evian’s viral phenomenon.

Here’s the original ad.

And here’s a link to Evian’s YouTube channel, with more creepy dancing-baby videos.

Martha Stewart cooks babies!

By Gabe Hartwig

St. Louis Post-Dispatch

OK, maybe not.

But what is up with this video from her daytime chat show? It’s almost as bad as — actually, make that way worse than — the cats-dressed-as-tacos video I posted last week. If these babies had any motor skills, they’d probably want to punch that lady in the throat.

Seriously, Martha: Stop trying so hard. Just show us how to make a lovely centerpiece — sans infants — and we’ll be happy.

Listen to these scary babies sing

Babies exhausted from selling Evian, rollerskating

Martha Stewart cooks babies!

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