Hey, guys: Does your girlfriend always make you watch movies about quilts and tampons? Then you need to schedule a guys’ night out, ASAP.

Take some advice from Max and Gabe, Details magazine’s style experts.

The lyrics of this song are taken from an actual ad on craigslist. Allegedly.

When did the dressing room become the depressing room?

Details’ man-style experts Gabe and Max have some hip-happenin’ advice on how to send your baby* off to coolementary school.

*Only applicable if your baby happens to be a rubber doll

In this installment of “Gabe and Max’s Guide to Man Style,” Details‘ experts share some easy ways to stay healthy and fit.

All it takes is a smoothie for breakfast, a smoothie after breakfast, a smoothie before lunch, a smoothie for lunch, a smoothie after lunch, a smoothie before dinner, a sensible dinner and a smoothie for dessert.

Details‘ gelled experts have all the tips you need — just three of them! — to look your best 24/7/52/365.