If Ellen can take Paula Abdul’s place at the “American Idol” judges’ table, I suppose Paula can open an awards show like this.

(Unfortunately, you’ll have to surf away to watch the video. Our blog software no likey certain embed codes.)

Ellen Degeneres delivered many words of wisdom in her commencement address to graduates at Tulane University on May 16: “The economy is booming, the job market is wide open, the planet is just fine.”

(7:28 is hilarious.)

I love these commercials for Vitamin Water. They’re reminiscent of the American Express commercials where Ellen Degeneres has a staff of woodland creatures.

TV’s Ellen DeGeneres recently discovered the Snuggie.

She’s so funny. We were reading some viewer comments on her Web site, and this one had to have been submitted by the makers of Snuggie:

I was surprised that you made fun of the Snuggle. I have one that was called “The Slanket” when I bought it from a tv shopping chanel. I have lowered the heat in my house this year in an effort to save money and sometimes it gets guite cold. When I watch tv I cover up in my slanket. It keeps me warm and allows�